Look at those sideburns, that body!"
2. "Play magic fingers!" This is probably my fave...Go Nez!
3. "You are the dummy, dummy!" Yeah, I can think alot of people to say this to!
4. "The fish eat my furniture." It may sound strange, but it is kinday ga-roovy don'tcha think?"
5. "Defending my honor, isn't that groovy? A bunch of long-hair weirdo's and some vicious people." actually go ahead and quote anything that princes quen said, as long as you use the awsome texas accent!
6. "Well,
we've done it again folks, another rung up the neverending ladder of success."
Oh my, Nez
is always getting into trouble!
7."When
it rains,you will get wet if you live in a parking lot."
This is true,
strange but true!
8. "Save the Texas Prairie Chicken!" It's always good to have somekind of cause!
9. "What I think is what I am." Oh Mike, so very honest.
10. "See that ya do." I can say this thousands of times!
11. "The power is inside of you, Nobody can give it to you....and nobody can take it away." Mike can always knows how to make you feel better, well he makes me feel better!
12. "Behind every dark cloud, there's usually rain." This isn't really cheerful, but it's true!
13. "For
every bright light, ther's a broken heart." Here's
another gloomy quote, but it has to be true, Mike wouldn't lie to us!!
14. "You're
the only one qualified." hee
hee, remember how he saud this one?
15. "With my paranoia, I need this kind of abuse." another great quote from Mike, and think of all the times you can use this one!
16. "Well, dumbass me." ain't this one groovy?
17. "We'll chose fingers for it." somehow, Mike always seems to win at this. I swear he has 6 fingers on that hand!
18. "My clothing is radioactive." another crazy Nez quote!
19. "The wind is in the buffalo." We have no idea what this could mean, maybe it's a code or something.......
20. "Looks like we need a new gavel!" If you ever need a new gavel, you know exactly what to say!
21. "Would somebody get the door...the...d-d-door!" Well, I think this is a pretty groovy was to tell someone to get the door, don't you?
22. "Eventualities eventually eventuate." Whatever this means, but try saying it three times fast!
23. "In the final analysis, love is power. That's where the power's at." This is one of the many beautiful things that Mike has said.
24."Well that wraps up another laugh riot." A good "Nez" way to end anything funny.
25. "I get it, he gives us the pill and we believe Elemer came back from the dead. We also see pretty colors and people climbing up the walls. Boy. I bet ya it does alot of things!" A really clever way to just say NO!!
26. "And this is the third dimention, which is normal, well monkees normal." I wish I could go to the third dimention!!!
27. "You're ugly, you're an ugly person, ugly, ugly, Ooo are you ugly, and nobody likes you, least of all me. Take that!" Mike sure knows how to tell someone off!
28. "Endings are always hard." Yep, They always are.
29. Nez: "Promise me one thing." (lucky) Female character: "Anything as long as it hurts!" I wish I could talk to MIke like that!!
30. "And I thought to myself, why am I watching this when I could be out cleaning garbage cans?" Oh my, I always laugh when I remember Mike saying this!
31. "Yeah, well that's groovy, I always wanted to play a gig in a prairie dog bowl." He certinaly knows his sarcasim!
32. "You know, somehow, I really think we're in a bind." If your ever caught between somthing, at least you'll know what to say!!!
33. "But how many of your gang, in fact, can lay eggs?" This is a really good way to confuse someone!
34. "I diddn't realize it was so late." We always say this one anyway, but now we can think of Nez when we do!!
35. "You know what?, we'll witness at anything. Man, we'll be the best witnesses you ever had, boy!" Remember when Mike says this? well I do, I rewound this part like 10 times!
36. "You tell 'em tiny!" It's always nice to pick up for people, even if they are smaller than you.
37. "Hey, we've been robbed!" You can use this, but ONLY if you say it like mike did.
38. "I'm 24 years old, and still just as spry as a chicken." I actually thought he said, "fried" as a chicken, until "Psychedelic Luv Bugg" told me diffrent!!
39. "Don't now, now really, everybody cool it, cause I won't be able to get through this!. Way to tell 'em Mike!!
40. "Hey, that's a groovy button, what does it say?" you know there are alot of interesting buttons, I especially like the "Texas Prairie Chicken" button.
41. "Shut up, or I'll have you paved!" Just to let you know, never get on Princess gwen's bad side!
42. "Hey town crier baby! what's happin'n?" 'member when he said this one? (I put it in just for you Sleepy Gene!)
43. "Wait a minute, would you please? ther's no reason to go fightin' like that for crin' out loud!" Mike always seems to know exactly what to say, and what a good choice of words!
44. "Well that's kind of a drag isn't it?" even during the bad times, he says something groovy!
45. "It is in my opinion that the people are intending........" Zilch!
46. "Boy you really know how to pick the emotional types." You could pick me if you want to!
47. "No sweat" Isn't he the sweetest?
48. "Hey
buddy! good to hear from ya!" I wish I could hear from
Mike.