Dying Doesn't Mean You're Dead
to Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
[Author: Kendall423]

A push off a cliff may be quite detrimental
But dying doesn't mean you're dead.
A campaign by fans who are so sentimental
Can mean your return
(Or even free you from an urn).
You may drown
and not be found
or an anvil can fall on your head;
If it's storyline driven
You'll come back to the livin'
Dying doesn't mean you're dead!

If you're in the water, your jet ski could blow up
But dying doesn't mean you're dead.
Your widower's wedding's the best time to show up
To reveal to him
The victim was your evil twin.
Writers know
fans watch the show
no matter what drivel they're fed.
Whether plagued by disaster
Or buried in plaster;

Dyyyyyiiiiiiiiinnnng................
Dyyyyyiiiiiiiiinnnng................
(E-ven Cre-ma-tion)!

Dyyyyiiiinnng.......Doesn't me-an you're dead!