YKYOWPW

Self-explanatory. Please feel free to send me suggestions if you are as obsessed as I am. (A few of these things apply to me y'know). Oh, and psychyatrists and sane people beware. This place is VERY VERY SCARY!

1. You keep talking in a British accent.

2. The two milestone Pip episodes (Damien & Conjoined Fetus Lady) are on one tape and kept under lock and key at your house.

3. Just how many times have you read Great Expectations?

4. You start hanging out with the lonley kids at the elementary school because they remind you of Pip.

5. You know every episode Pip has been in, even if he only sat in the background of the classroom.

6. Two Pip episodes defintiley isn't enough.

7. Clubhouse kicked ass, but just what was Clyde doing in Pip's seat!!!??

8. In fact, after that episode, you made sure that was our favorite brit riding the bouncy hippo.

9. You've tried to sue Curazon and Glazer (director and writer of the new Great Expectations movie) in Charles Dickens name for their plagirisim of the movie.

10. Dude, stop flaming the movie message boards.

11. You noticed that in the episode "Tom's Rhinoplasty" Pip showed no intrest in Ms. Ellen, but Grease Wendy was a different story!!! (Check for it next time, it's true. LOOK OUT STAN!)

12. You've flamed Ethan Hawke, Gwyeneth Paltrow, and Anne Bancroft for their work in the new movie, and you only haven't flamed Robert DeNiro because he was the only one like his true character.

13. Ethan Hawke looks like sh*t, doesn't he?

14. You're dressing up as Pip for halloween. (Webmaster coughs and looks behind her) Hey, I was out of ideas.

15. Everybody knows that Pip could kick the hell out of Martain's ass, am I right?

16. JUST WHY ISN'T PIP MENTIONED IN MOST DAMIEN DESCRIPTIONS!!!!

17. You've already visited England a couple of times already.

18. French people do suck ass, do they not?

19. You've memorized every line Pip has ever said.

20. You get worried when Pip doesn't appear in an episode.

21. You have all the Pip merchandise there is (trust me, some of them are coming out).

22. You still want more.

23. You petition for some other characters from Great Expectations to join the cast.

24. Whenever you meet someone named Joe, you ask them if they know someone named "Pip."

25. You want a boyfriend just like Pip. (Or a girlfriend just like Biddy).

26. You've written about ten poems about Pip.

27. Whenever you talk to a "trendie" South Park fan and they don't know about Pip, you go off at them.

28. If they insist that the character doesn't exist, you start to attack them with a Pip key chain yelling "Well who the hell do you think this is you TRENDIE!"

29. They kick you out of Spencers after that and you're still yelling "HE EXISTS! HE EXISTS I TELL YOU!" as you go.

30. If that hasn't happened, every time you go into Spencers they say "No. There is NO PIP DOLL. Go home!"

31. You've petitoned for them to have Pip merchandise.

32. Trey and Matt have officially come and told you to "Shut the hell up, they're not going to bring it to America dammitt!"

33. You make one yourself.

34. And sell them to other Pip fans.

35. You go to England just to get a Pip doll. (Fool! What the hell are you doing? Get your ass to the Dickens exhibits!)

36. You have a framed picture of him by your bed.

37. You have pictures of him all over your wall.

38. You have a whole binder full of pictures of him.

39. You've petitoned for them to put a picture of the SP Pip on the book Great Expectations.

40. You almost had a heart attack when Charles Dickens said "Of all of my books, I like [David Copperfield] the best." (Suprisingly, this doesn't apply to me.)

41. You brought the SP mousepad just for the Pip picture (I've had trouble resisting the temptation)

42. You cried when you heard Pip was an orphan.

43. You dress up like Pip when it's not Halloween.

44. You've made Pip Pyjamas and Bed Sheets. (You know, I don't know how to spell that word)

45. Pip comes into your mind once every fifteen seconds.

46. You get detention for passing around Pip pictures in class. (Person who sent this in: Hey! It wasn't my fault she dropped the portfolio!)

47. You sew an orange apron for your Pip doll.

The List of the ever-odd Wackogirl.

1. When it's time for your swim team's championship meet, you make a poster with a big picture of Pip on it that says "Win it for Pip!" (Did this, only I did "Win it for the scamps")

2. You consiter dying your hair blonde and cutting it, but don't when you realise then you'd have the same hair as your school's own popular whore.

3. You are trying to teach your 3 year old cousin to love Pip...

4. And it just might be working!

5. When you first got your Mr. Kitty, you asked your parents if you could name him Pip.

6. You warmed up for the school play try-outs by acting out Pip scenes...

7. And this somehow lands you the role of a snobby parent.

8. It has gotten to the point were every time you say "Lunchy-munchies" during lunch your friend smacks you in the head. (It doesn't matter, she'd hit me in the head anyway.)

9. You give Pip parts in fanfic you were origionally going to give to your own character just becasue you realise you can have more fun that way.

10. When you fiund out your friends are starting a band, you write a song about Pip for them. (I started, never did finish though...)

11. When you find out that, despite the fact that there is no way your getting a 90 average in Sequential 1, they can't make you take it over and you WILL finish math in 10th grade, you start to sing Wippie Tippie Tu Tu.

12. This scares your guidance counselor.

13. When you find out you still have to take gym, you sit back down and say "Oh bother."

14. Your entire science notebook is drawings of Pip. (What? It's not like we don't already know all the crap Mr. V wants us to copy.)

15. You hvae a fucked up dream about Wendy dating Pip and Shelley dating Cartman and Tina dating Estella and you are freaked out by it for the next week. (I swear to God this is true. Yes, I know I'm odd.)

16. You often wonder what it would be like if Pip went to your school.

17. You think your older cousin looks a little like Pip with his blonde hair, but no one else see's it. (I also think my 6 month cousin looks like Mini-Me, but that's a whole 'nother story...)

18. While baby-sitting, you get your cousin to sleep by reading him Great Expectations. (No, but I did read him The Raven and he seamed to like that.)

19. You write a whole list of YKYOWPW...'s just to get your name on the Shrine of Pip.

20. Your pissed off that C.G. gets to take a class called PIP and the only computer class offered by your high school is drawing on the computer.

21. So you take Theater

22. How the Hell did that get in there?

23. You think about asking your English teacher if your class can read GE...

24. But don't when you remeber that your in a class full of stupid 13 year olds that can't read above a 5th grade reading level. (I am serious, Academic English sucks!)

25. When you loose you Pip key chain, you hold a trial to find out who took it.

26. You draw a picture of Pip on your wall.

27. You start a campain to elect Pip as president for the '00 election.

28. You set up your computer so it has all Pip related sounds and pictures....

29. Then laugh as you watch the rest of your computer-illiterate family try to get rid of them. (Which they can't)

30. You are yelled at by your mom for being up at 11 pm, writing a list about how much you love Pip.

31. You make a painting of a real life boy that looks like Pip.

32. Whenever you write stories, there is always one character named Philip.

33. You start to notice similarities between Pip and Charlie Brown. (Oh, come on, don't tell me you don't see it.)

34. You make a parody of the KoRn song A.D.I.D.A.S. (All day I dream about sex) called A.D.I.D.A.P. (All day I dream about Pip.)

35. Is it just me, or is this Hella long?

36. You wonder who would make a better boyfriend; Pip or one of the scamps.

37. When you ask to be in your friends band, you ask if your stage name can be Pip...

38. And for this they laugh at you for days.

Now, Susan Munday's 'Lil List

1) When you meet a stranger named Pip or Phillip,you say, Is Mrs.Joe pissed at you again?

2)When you meet a strangr named Pip or Phillip,you say *How is the show coming along?*(stupid huh?) (Cuz I did! hehehehehe)

3)You make Pip stamps and stamp yourself all over.

4)You dress like Pip to school.

5)You yell PIP! when attendence is called.(Yes I did that too)

6)You draw 1,000 Pip pic's that say *STOP THE HURTING!* and pass them out to people. (Yup done that too,but only 50)

7)When your being overly nice to people that hate you,and they ask you why,you say "Mr.Mackey told me to be overly nice." (yup done it) (Pip's Sister: I don't know if I'd do this, because often I've been too cranky to be overly nice)

8)You do put a SP Pip picture on GE.

9)You want to kill people that hate Pip. (NO I won't)

10)You buy a Pip doll,that won't talk,and you tape Pip talking on a small tape player,and put it in the doll,to make him talk.(I have tried)

12)You have a webpage that just says Pip RULZ over and over. (My friend did that) (Pip's Sister: I hope it was just one HTML.)

13)You want Pip to have his OWN show. (I don't know...it could happen! WELL IT COULD!) (Pip's Sister: Yeah, I'll get back to you in the year 3000)

4)You sing Wippie Tippie Tu Tu over and over.(Yeah,I like that little tiny song,wasn't Pip a great singer?!) (Pip's Sister: Y'know. Now that she mentions it, that would be a great medely mix, no? You could have Pip sing that and a bunch of English folk songs and put it in a mix on a SP Album. THAT WOULD KICK ASS!)

5) You would die,if the Pip from South Park,came up to you and said "Good Day". (I don't think this would happen.) (Pip's Sister: Well, you might be able to make it happen if you got Matt Stone to come over your house and stand behind a little cardboard Pip and say "Good Day" in the Pip voice.)

6) You send flowers to Pip's all over the world. (Hey,I don't have that kind of money!)

7)You have a friend Butters.

8) You go to a funeral of a dead Pip,even if you don't know him. (I don't know any dead Pip's)

9)You go to Spencer's dress as Pip,and say 'GET MY DOLL'S HERE TO SELL OR DIE!' (I never tried that...hmmmmmmm)

10)You stare at your Pip doll(s) for hours. (Uh huh,did that)

Susan, even *I* think you need therapy.

This is a funny list by BadReligion123

1. You go down to the city hall and have your name officially changed to Pip.

2. When reading "Great Expectations" in English class, you start a big argument with your teacher, insisting that after the story ended, Pip moved to South Park, Colorado.

3. You go to the real South Park, Colorado, asking everyone you see on the street, if they they know where Pip lives.

4. You go to the real South Park Elementary School, and start looking for Pip in the classrooms, and on the playground. (Definitely don't try this, you might get arrested)

5. You name one of your pets Pip.

6. You get badly depressed when someone tells you, "Goddam*t, he's not real, he's a cartoon!!!"

7. You start a rock band called, "Pip and the Rock'n Brits"

8. Your, "I love Pip" T-shirt hasn't seen the washing machine in 2 weeks, because you won't take it off.

9. You refuse to even acknowledge France as a country.

10. You buy 100 pencils, and have them all engraved, "# 1 Pip fan!"

11. You keep a small photo of Pip in your wallet.

12. You insist on using the metric system, because England does.

13. You find out from your great-grandmother that your 5% English, and you start screaming with joy.

14. You find out from your great-grandmother that your 5% French, and you start screaming with terror.

15. You bookmarked every single site that uses the word, "Pip"

16. You seriously wonder why Pip hasn't responded to all those letters you sent him.

17. Because you refuse to stop talking about Pip, your class nominated you, "Most likely to go insane."

18. You lose the nomination, because you class realized that you're already insane.

19. You realize that you sole purpose for being put in this universe was to serve and worship Pip.

Here's Cartman's Girl's list!

1. You continue to draw (computer and hand) to see more pics of Pip.

2. You make up a character just to be his friend (Uh-oh.).

3. Your friends tell you to shut up about the Pip craze. (mark two)

4. You find your father has a 'Pip' hat and you wear it to casual day.

5. You discoverd your Mother came from a similar surroundings in England and knew a Pip and Estella. (Do do do do do!)

6. You have a Philip for a cousin in Yorkshire. :D

7. Your nick name is Pip.

8. You give Pip in your fanfics some hidden talents that shock everyone.

9. You get family in England to send you a couple Pip dolls.

10. You eventually go to England and see where your mother and Pip grewup. :D

11. You made myself some Pip clothes and wear them to parties to annoy family members.

12. You have every episode that had Pip even say one word on tape.

13. You act out episodes (in privacy of your own home mind you) and you always play Pip.

14. You made yourself a Pip pillow.

15. You scream at people who say South Park and Pip suck.

16. You get detention for fighting a guy in school over the same issues. (I won though! ^_^)

17. You and your Mother annoy Dad by talking with a British accent. (Dad: I'm living in a Shepards Pie!)

18. You spit on people who hate South Park. (P-to!)

19. You get SP posters if they have Pip on them.

20. You have a pic of him in your car, wallet, room, diary and tv room. (Along side Cartman of course for me!)

21. You played the part of Estella in a school play.

22. You find Mrs Joes all over the place and tell them they suck.

23. You get a whole tape of Pip sayings taped from tv to cassette, divert it to computer and play it to a popular song and it makes it better! (It's mine I say! MINE!)

24. You write bright futures for Pip in fanfics.

25. You write death threats to Trendies who say Pip is not a real character.

26. You hate Chef's guts. (Well I do...) (Pip's Sister: I don't really, but I have to admit he's the only one who ever pissed me off by making fun of Pip.)

27. I noticed if Butters is Pip's friend, then why was he punching him in 'Weightgain 400'? (Pip's Sister: Oh, wow. I didn't.)

28. Pip looks ravishing in orange.

29. You got a small white fish and named it Pip, along with my five other fish Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Wendy.

30. Kenny died a short death at the hands of nextdoors cat. (What's this doing here?)

31. You made your aunt's parrot screech: Wippy Tipp Too Too! Tra-la-la-la! Wipersham! Tally Ho! Flop!

32. You also taught it memorable Pip sayings: Oh Bother, I hate French people. And even got it a accent!

33. You want your own parrot to call it Pip.

34. You tell your friend to shove it when she says Pip sucks. Then you kick her ass.

35. You talk to your Drama class into doing the production of 'Conjoined Fetus Lady'.

36. It's a big hit.

37. You became the director of 'South Park Theatre' in school. ^_~

38. You write death threats to the director and crappy actors in GE.

39. You yell at the English teacher when she brought it to class to watch.

40. Another detention for speaking my love of Pip. 41. You get the teacher in touble for shaming my point of view. :)

42. You persisted in the South Park game to play Pip. (Which I did. And I won!!!)

43. You went to see the film if Pip had any major lines.

44. You were shocked to see him swearing! (Pip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka!)

45. You saw Pip in the ending scene with the entire town, along with Jesus and Mr Hankey. (Pip's Sister: I was looking, but I missed him.)

46. You sitll ponder, Is Pip A Real Orphan?!

47. You write to Matt and Trey for an explanation.

48. You recieved a signed picture.

49. You have friends who are nicknamed: Biddy, Estella, and Joe.

50. Your old English teacher was Mrs. Joe.

51. You have Pip on your English folder.

52. Your Mom tells me to stop with the Pip fanfics.

53. You talked your Mum into doing the Fanfiction survey.

54. You're obsessed with Pip fanfics and look for them all the time.

Rachel C's List

1) You go to school and endlessly act like Pip, including answering "Right-o" to everyone's questions.

2) You've perfected your English accent just to convince people that you ARE Pip.

3) In order to accomplish the goal listed in #2, you've dyed your hair blond and cut it shoulder-length.

4) In addition to #3, you buy one of those cute little brown hats to help you accomplish #2.

5) Once you've accomplished #2, you've insisted that your best friend get a Stevie Wonder haircut and turn the poor kid in your class into a duck-billed platypus...

6) You violently jump at any opprotunity to say, "Yes! I'll pay $50 for one!" (Dude, I have used that.)

7) You've perfected the Wippie Tippie Tu Tu song and dance just to impress your friends. (I did...)

8) You got really pissed when they didn't know what the hell you were doing and laughed at you. (I did that too...)

9) You started a petition for Matt and Trey to sign a contract requiring Pip to be in at least 10 minutes of EVERY episode of South Park.

10) You started a petition for Matt and Trey to sign a contract requiring Pip to have a solo episode.

11) You got pissed that Pip wasn't in enough episodes (and that nobody signed your petition), so you wrote dozens of scripts centering around Pip and are now raising funds to start your own series called Limey Park... as soon as you get the rights to the character, you will RULE the WORLD! Muhahahahaha! (Pip's Sister: Save me.}

12) You got really pissed that Matt and Trey called you personally to deny you the rights to the character (and called you a maniac... and suggested a psychiatrist friend of theirs...) (Pip's Sister: I would), so you prank called them and had a bunch of pizzas sent to them that they didn't order. Viva La Pipistance!

13) You began the Phillip Pirrip Foundation, an organization dedicated to raising money to purchase nuclear warheads and bombing France.

14) Although you've never played it before, after you saw Conjoined Fetus Lady, you joined the school dodgeball team.

15) You're saving up to rent a bus to drive to China so that you can single-handedly defeat the Chinese dodgeball team.

16) After you saw Hooked on Monkey Fonics, you got VERY pissed and purchased a plane ticket to South Park, Colorado, and proceeded to seek and destroy a certain Stanley Marsh.

17) You got very angry when you discovered Stan was a cartoon and, therefore, revenge could not be yours.

18) You murdered the person who told you Pip was a cartoon for their own safety; anyone foolish enough to believe that did not deserve to live.

19) When you found out Pip was an orphan, you headed down to the local orphanage and told the lady you wanted to adopt a British child. When she brought you to the British nursery, you proceeded to select the child who looked most like Pip.

20) You screamed at your television after Damien betrayed Pip... "Ingrate! He was your friend when everyone else hated you! How could you?!?" and broke into insane sobbing.

21) You've decided that your child will go to Yardale when they are older, and you haven't even had a child yet, and you're still in high school.

22) When you painted your room, instead of doing the same old color again, you painted a giant picture of Pip on your wall. (I plan on it...)

23) When you saw Pip in Mr. Mackey's basement, you ran around your house cheering. (I did!) (Pip's Sister: I didn't, but I was EXTREMLEY EXCITED! :))

24) When you went to Spencer's and demanded that they stock a talking Pip doll, they called mall security.

25) After you were banned from Spencer's, you painted a huge sign that said, "We Want Pip!" and began protesting outside the store, alone, chanting, "What do we want? Pip! When do we want him? Now!"

26) At your protest, you yelled to passerby, "Join me, brothers and sisters! We must have Pip! This is a fight for freedom, love and liberty!"

27) When you actually found a South Park fan, you demanded they join your protsest.

28) When they asked which one Pip was, you beat them with your sign.

29) When mall security returned to stop your murder attempt on the supposed fan, you beat them with the sign, as well as the other security guards that arrived afterwards, and proceeded to beat the supposed fan... you then tried to beat the state troopers who came to stop you...

30) You're writing a YKYOWPW list from prison, and you're there because you beat a supposed fan to death outside Spencer's at a protest rally to stock a talking Pip doll, and then resisted arrest. (Hey, don't look at me!)

I am very, very, very afraid.

Geno N64 sent in so much, I just had to give her her own little section.

1.You write fanfics starring Pip just to get it on the Shrine of Pip's fanfic page. (Ahem)

2. You write the fanfic to not only get it on the page, but have fanart drawn about it just to see more pics of Pip.

3. You keep coming back to the Shrine of Pip. (Guilty. Yes, it DOES make sense) (Pip's Sister: She flatters me you know.)

4. You set up your computer so you can have Pip-related sounds for every event (I did this once: I had "'Ello, gentlemen" for signon, "Go away, Pip, nobody likes you!" for signoff, "Oh, bother" for errors, and "Right-o" for IMs. I can't believe I forgot that)

You try to make Pip-related pics, sound mixes, screen savers, etc.

6. You succeed.

7. And put them on your webpage.

8. AND they're the hit of the site. (Pip's Sister: Pics and Sounds, yes. Screen savers, don't even think about it! I never download them and I'm not making them.)

9. When in a sticky situation, you think, "Hmm, what would Pip do?" (I have.) (Pip's Sister: "What would Estella do?" and "What would Charles Dickens do?" also works for me)

10. You break up with your boy/girlfriend because they don't like Pip. (No, I'm not THAT bad)

11. You submit stuff to this list. (Uhhhhh...)

12. You read this list every day. (Uhhhhh... mark two)

13. You print it out and hang it on your wall/in your locker/over your bed. (Whew. No) (Pip's Sister: My god.)

14. You use this list to compare yourself to other Pip fans.

15. You loudly say Pip quotes in a crowd in an attempt to locate other fans.

16. Your friends leave you when they realize that you're never going to shut up about Pip. (Pip's Sister: This is dangerous)

17. You consider it an honor to be friendless.

18. You can incorporate Pip or his sayings into ANY conversation. (Pip's Sister: Oh, right-o)

19. You hear the name "Pip" and perk up, then lose interest when you realize the conversation is about orange peels (don't laugh; this really happened to me in Biology). (Pip's Sister: Similar things have happened to me, but they were never about orange peels)

20. You're trying to talk your parents to move to England. (Pip's Sister: Visit)

21. You call all of your friends named Phillip "Pip.

22. Obsession? What obsession??

Okay, that's all I could think of for now. E-mail with suggestions

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