Pacey: Miss Jacobs is my English teacher, and, to my great disappointment, absolutely nothing more. Pacey: My only consolation is the faint hope that this does not reach Tamara. Dawson: (to Jen) Let me get this straight. You can't stay if she leaves because your grandmother wouldn't permit it, and you can't stay if she stays because it's awkward. Jen: Yeah. Dawson: (to Joey) And you can't stay if she leaves because you'll fell like you've driven her away, and you can't stay if she's here because it ruins movie night for you. Joey: Well put. Pacey: It's the wrong time for the Obi-wan moment, Dawson. Dawson: I really feel for you, Pacey, spending all your time trying to get Miss Jacobs out of the bedroom. Joey: Hey Jailbait. Pacey: Feel free to keep walking, I won't think you're rude. Joey: Oh my God, Bessie, the boats leaking! Bessie: That's not the boat, Joey. Tamara: And Douglas…It's Miss Jacobs. Pacey: We'll be just like all the rest of the dysfunctional couples out for a good time on a Saturday night. |