| Subject Name | Psychological Evaluation | Personality Type |
|---|---|---|
| Cathy | Cathy is an optimist. She has a big dad and wants a new car. She is a shopper and she likes to whine and doesn't like school. | Brittany |
| Will Chaney | Will likes scrambled eggs. He is also infatuated with err size. He is very bear-like and wants a new car, too. | Upchuck |
| K-Mart Shopper | K-mart shopper is a smart ass. He is very manipulative. I think he's plotting to kill a cheetah. | Andrea |
| Brian C. P. H. | Brian is thirsty. He would like to be a scorpion that flattens bunnies on the road. He is chaotic and has a low voice. He would like to give a big "u suck!" to everybody out there. | Mack |
| Kari | Kari is a psychotic pessimist. She doesnt like school and wants to sacrifice your heart to the aztec sun god. Don't hurt her feelings, or she might kill you. | Daria |
| Sarah | Sarah is very undecisive. Don't hum a song she likes. Um and she likes pretty signs. | Brittany |
| Michelle | She is a pessimist with a bug on her winshield. She would like to change her attitude. Life is not a dress rehearsal. | Jane |
| Kiran | Kiran feels himself deadly, quick, graceful, and beautiful. He hates everyone, and plans to start WW3 and take over the world. He also would like to throw some oranges at you. | Jane |
| Penny Kent | Kent is obsessed with ugly things. She is also obsessed with her boyfriend. She also thinks corn is ugly. | Andrea |
| Casey | Casey gets down to the point. Her favorite color is black, and she sees visions of splattered blood. | Daria |
| Kyla | Kyla's e-mail address (Alien something or other) fits her rather well. She needs to change her underwear, especially to suit that unusually large butt. She is frightened of evil grasshoppers and her crack dealer's loneliness, when she is gone. | Umm. they need to create a new character for her :) |
| Damocles Knight | This boy is a little over my head. But judging from his results, he has serious plans to bomb this country soon. He might just be a warthog in disguise, watch out Nixon. | Mr. DeMartino |
| Brandon Welsh | Brandon is a sex maniac. That's all there is to it. | Upchuck |
| Daria Morgandorker | She is really depressed. This chick sees thing on the Dark Side, definitely like a manic depressive. | Andrea |
| Dana Janquitto | Hmmm....she didn't give me much to work with. Dana is just your typical synical person I guess... | Daria |
| Tabitha Rowe | Tabitha is really....imaginative?? Maybe airheadish is the word im looking for...anyhow, she'd like to change her gullibility. | Stacey |
| Djamiah Haidir | Ddafadsj is a really sensitive guy. His feelings get hurt easily...he is a fragile soul so wacth how you talk to him. He needs to not take everything so seriously. | Jesse |
| Andrea | This girl is not really...uhh, the test taking type. She's an optimist...I guess. One that looks like a koala bear. | Jane |
| Daniel Kuhn | Daniel is somewhat of a pessimist. He should hook up w/andrea...theyre both koala bears. Daniel is just different from everybody else, and probly wishes that you weren't so damn stupid. | Mack |
| Brad | Even though Brad would like to change the way he looks, he wants people to understand who he is. If you disappeared, people would care! cheer up! | ill have to think on this one... |
| jane lane | She is sarcastic, reclusive, and tempermental. | Jane |
| Brendan O'Connor | uhh....Brendan uses big words and i can't understand them. | a male Jodie...Mack? |
| lucy | uh...read a book | Brittany |
| Lisanne | Lisanne writes profound poetry and wishes she were more patient. She could work on her spelling skills... | Andrea |