Love Me Tender
Love Me Tender
Stephen addresses the audience.
Stephen I wonder if you can remember what you were doing
at half past three on the sixteenth of August, 1977. I
remember exactly. I was revising for my insect-killng
exams. In those days you could never call yourself
educated unless you knew how to kill wasps. Anyway,
as I say, I was swatting away for these exams, when I
felt a sudden rush in my soul, a sense of something
incredibly beautiful and mysterious passing into me.
An extraordinary feeling, not unlike an evening with
Cliff Michelmore, but somehow more peaceful. What
could this feeling portend? Two hours later I dis-
covered its meaning exactly. For it was precisely at
that time that Elvis Aaron Presley died. I knew then
that the soul of Elvis had passed into me. And since
that day I have, more or less, been Elvis. I have spent
nearly all my time eating ice cream and Big Macs and
popping Percodan and Quaalude pills. Eerie isn't it?
But I am, of course, not the only person into whom
Elvis, with his customary generosity, breathed his
soul. My colleague and bitter, sworn friend Hugh
Laurie had a similar experience and here he is to
tell you about it in the only way he knows.
Hugh sitting on a stool singing "Love Me Tender".
Shot develops to reveal that he is singing it to Nicholas
Parsons, who is sitting on a stool next to him.
Hugh Love me tender, love me sweet
Never let me go
You've made my life so complete
And I love you so
Love me tender, love me true
All my dreams fulfil
For my darling I love you
And I always will.
VOX POP
Stephen I have to read when I'm on the
throne. Have to read. Harpic
bottle, tube of toothpaste, doesn't
matter what it is. Even a book
sometimes.