Interrogation
Interrogation
Stephen, as a solicitor, sits at a table in a police interview room,
next to Kevin, his client. Hugh sits opposite with Fiona, a WPC, next
to him. Kevin is upset.
Kevin Yes, yes I admi ...
Hugh holds up a hand to silence Kevin.
Hugh (switching on recorder: speaking in routine monotone) Wednesday
4th April 1994, 18.32 hours. Detective Sergeant Carter
interviewing Jonathan Dumayne, Mr William Ponce, solicitor and
WPC ...
Stephen And commissioner for oaths ...
Hugh And commissioner for oaths, and WPC Helen Thompson are also in
attendance. Mr Parker has been advised of his rights.
Hugh appears to have finished.
Kevin I ...
Hugh This interview is being conducted in accordance with the Police
and Criminal Evidence Act 1987, Section 17, Interview
Procedure, and is being recorded on chromium dioxide tape, with
Dolby C noise reduction engaged, delivering magnetic tape
registration through twin direct drive spindle-heads tracking
at 57 revolutions per minute outputting 200 watts per channel.
The unit is powered by alternating current at 240 volts with a
maximum of 7.5 amps.
Again Hugh seems to have shot his bolt.
Kevin I don't really know why I ...
Hugh Mr Parker is wearing a light grey worsted wool jacket with
slashed pockets and double vent with a configuration of three
buttons, at present unfastened. His shirt is a woollen cotton
mix of the type commonly known as Vyella. No tie. His
trousers ...
Hugh looks under the table.
... are a dark blue drill cotton, in the diagonal weave often
referred to as chino. Odd socks and a pair of Air Wear shoes,
known as DMs, short for Doctor Marten, the inventor of this
brand of cushioned rubber sole which is acid splash resistant,
hardy, comfortable and pleasantly styled. The prisoner is
currently refreshing himself with a cup of tea and a biscuit
brought by the duty sergeant. He has chosen an English
breakfast blend taken with semi-skimmed milk and a half
teaspoonful of the low calorie aspartame sweetener Candarel
Spoonful which can help reduce weight only as part of a calorie
controlled diet. Of the range of quality biscuits on offer he
selected a McVitie's Boaster. The prisoner is aware that this
interview is being recorded.
Hugh has apparently shot his bolt. Kevin is doubtful. He opens his
mouth, finds that Hugh isn't going to speak, so starts himself.
Kevin I suppose I just ...
Hugh Mr Ponce has opted for a suit of slate grey herring-bone, from
the Marks & Spencer Elegance range, teamed with a two-fold
poplin short ... collar stiffeners?
Stephen nods.
Mr Ponce has indicated that collar stiffeners are inserted.
Stephen In the collars.
Hugh WPC Thompson is wearing regulation Metropolitan Police white
blouse ...
Fiona Blouson.
Hugh I beg your pardon, blouson with ... what colour would you call
that skirt?
Fiona Navy.
Hugh ... navy skirt with chequered tie-thing.
Fiona Stock.
Hugh ... with chequered stock. I note the application of a coral
lipstick and an amber foundation cream of the colouring known
as Gay Whisper.
Fiona nods that this is correct.
Her hair is attractively arranged with a delightful cow-lick
reminiscent of the 1960s model Jean Shrimpton and the styling
techniques of the then fashionable Vidal Sassoon. A light day-
time fragrance has been applied to her pulse-points. The citrus
top-notes with a deep bass of vetiver and wood-bark tells me
that the favoured scent is Diorella, by Christian Dior of
Paris, New York and London.
Fiona Dioressence.
Hugh Damn.
Fiona Very close ...
Hugh Dioressence, by Christian Dior of the previously mentioned
cities. Right, Mr Dumayne ...
Hugh has stopped. After a couple of false starts Kevin realises his
moment has come.
Kevin I am extremely happy to tell you the full facts of the ...
There is a loud clunk. They all look at the machine. Then at the
camera. A trumpet goes: MWA MWA MWA ...
VOX POP
Hugh As I travel round the country, giving speeches and replacing
lengths of guttering in high buildings, I have become
increasingly distressed at the ignorance and prejudice that
seems to surround the whole business of sucking. This used to
be a dynamic nation; a nation of skill and know-how, of
determination and vision. The rest of the world used to look to
us for a lead on sucking, and we were happy, proud I should
say, to give it. Now, well you can ask the average Briton to
suck something for you in the street, even something quite
small, like a hedge, and like as not he'll just shrug his
shoulders and move on. That's sad. Terribly, terribly sad.