Going for Gold

	Hugh is Henry Kelly. Stephen is Colin. Beside him are Kevin and Fiona.


Hugh		Hello and welcome to English People Appear to be the Most 
		Ignorant in Europe. I shall be asking questions of our three
		likely contestants, Dieter Schomer, who is a dental technician
		from Hamburg, Andrea Larsen who is a dental technician from
		Oslo, and Colin Mint, who is a dental technician from Tunbridge
		Wells in Kent. Let's go straight into the first round. Dieter,
		your question. I am a female journalist who came to fame in the
		1960s, presenting Blue Peter ...

Kevin		Valerie Singleton.

Hugh		Correct. Andrea. I am an underground station on London's
		Northern Line, situated between Warren Street and Tottenham
		Court ...

Fiona		Goodge Street ...

Hugh		Correct. Colin. Ich bin ein geflunsigge sturmfische, betolden
		lemhausen feuneubische, stem hamburg von ledentrader masch
		fenvarsentleiter und grobbische.

	Stephen looks vacant.

		Have a guess ...

Stephen		Mary Queen of Scots.

Hugh		The answer I was looking for, Colin, was William Waldegrave.
		Bad luck. (To camera.) Ladies and gentlemen, we're thrilled to
		be able to present this next item. Dame Victoria Bennett stars
		in Alan Wood's acclaimed prestige dramatic monologue Well I 
		Never Did.