TAKE 1 DRINK
If Ross acts like a teenager,
TAKE 1 DRINK
If Ross demonstrates that he's changed,
TAKE 2 DRINKS
If Ross says he's changed, but then proves otherwise,
TAKE 1 DRINK
If Ross takes in a down-on-her-luck teen prostitute,
TAKE 2 DRINKS
If Ross gets ripped off by the down-on-her-luck teen prostitute,
TAKE 2 DRINKS
If Ross bonds with Dr. Greene,
TAKE 2 DRINKS
If Ross's date ends up in the ER,
TAKE 4 DRINKS (in sympathy)
If Ross leaves the series because "One Fine Day" and "Batman & Robin"
have convinced him that he has a viable movie career,
TAKE 2 DRINKS
If Ross goes off on abusing/neglectful parents,
CAROL HATHAWAY:
TAKE 1 DRINK
If Carol makes some reference about how it sucks to be a
woman/nurse/her,
TAKE 1 DRINK
If Carol flirts with a Paramedic,
TAKE 3 DRINKS
If Carol gets shot down by the other nurses/is booted out of the Nurse
clique,
TAKE 2 DRINKS
If Carol tries to play doctor,
TAKE 1 DRINK
If Carol complains about how busy she is, then takes on extra
responsibilities (the clinic, administrative, etc),
TAKE 2 DRINKS
If someone (Carol included) mentions her attempted suicide,