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"If I forget to tell you later, I want you to know that I had a really good time tonight."
~Pretty Woman
"Every party has a pooper that's why we invited you...party pooper, party pooper."
~Father of the Bride
"Oh, what a load of crap! That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going 'Where the hell is my lily you wuss?!'"
~Friends
"I've had a really lousy Christmas. You've just managed to kill my New Year's. If you come back on Easter, you can burn down my apartment."
~While You Were Sleeping
Benton: "We work thirty-six hours on, eighteen off, which is ninety hours a week, fifty-two weeks a year, and for that we are paid $23,739 before taxes, and we also have to make the coffee?"
Carol: "My heart is breaking."
~ER
"And the crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played maraccas."
~Friends
"For future reference you should know that the living tend to interest me just a little more than the dead."
~The Net
"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, except for that whole hooker thing."
~She's All That
"Why didn't I think of that while I was UNCONSCIOUS AND BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD!?"
~Forces of Nature
"Well enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?"
~Beaches
"I know everything there is to know about you and my memory is long."
~Beaches
"Go shove it up the tops of your legs."
~The Story Of Us
"Sex is almost like sticking your finger up someone else's nose."
~Circle of Friends
"We've all got evil in us. But we've got good in us too. And the only thing worth living for in the good."
~Where The heart Is
Ross: "I don't care. It starts at eight. We can't be late."
Phoebe: "He could not, would not want to wait."
~Friends
Sometimes you gotta laugh through the tears, smile through the pain, so that you can live through the sorrow.
Even the brightest stars can't shine forever.
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