1. “Shop smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT”

  2. “Ramming speed!”

  3. “Ready – Aim – Fire” BANG

  4. “Oh you little bastards”

  5. “GOOD GOD, it’s growing bigger!”

  6. “See this? This, is my BOOMSTICK!”

  7. “Are all men from the future Loud-Mouth Braggarts?”

  8. “Come to pappa”

  9. “I may be bad, but I fell good”

  10. “Get the hell out of my face”

  11. “I’ll cut yer gizzard out”

  12. “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun”

  13. “OOO that’s gotta hurt!”

  14. “Groovy”

  15. “Nope. Just me baby. Just me.”

  16. “Clatu Verata N… Necktie. Nectar. Nickel, noodle, it’s an n-word, definitely an n-word. Definitely an n-word.”

  17. “You’re pissin me off you ugly son - of - a – bitch.”

  18. “Alright you primitive screw - heads listen up.”

  19. “Go ahead and run, run home and cry to mama! Me, I’m through running”

  20. “yo she bitch! Let’s go”

  21. “You found me beautiful once”
    ”Honey, you got real ugly”

  22. “Something is wrong, something is amiss.”

  23. “Buckle up bonehead, because you're going for a ride”

  24. “Maybe, just maybe my boys can stop them from getting the book. Yeah, maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot”

  25. “Sure I could've stayed in the past, could've even been king, but in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king baby.”

  26. “Lady I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store"
    "Who the hell are you?”
    "Names Ash....Houswares"

  27. “What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private?”
    "Well, that's just what we call pillow - talk baby"

  28. “It'a a trick, get an axe!"


  30. “I'll swallow your soul!!"
    "Come get some!"

  31. “Hail to the king baby!"

  32. “I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and Shit. And Jack left town"

  33. “Clattu Verata N - mumble"

  34. “Allright, who wants some?"

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