BURPS & FARTS: PICS AND SOUNDS

-BURPS & FARTS: BODILY FUNCTIONS THAT FEEL GOOD BUT DON’T QUITE SOUND IT-

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TOILET SOUNDS

  1. Toilet flush #1
  2. Toilet flush #2
  3. Toilet flush #3

FART SOUNDS

  1. Six farts – one right after the other – almost in a musical tune. (¡I get jiggy with it!)
  2. Sounds like someone actually took time to fart into a microphone.
  3. A quickie but a goodie
  4. A quickie and a wettie
  5. Super fart #1
  6. Super fart #2
  7. Super fart #3

BURPS

  1. Sounds like something wet came up with this one
  2. A good whole-hearted 4 second burp
  3. Another goodie – but this one is really powerful
  4. ¿Can this one really be 45 seconds long?
  5. I think this is Barney from “The Simpson’s”
  6. Short and Sweet
  7. This one sounds like a monster – I can’t be sure weather or not it’s a burp or a demonic prayer

MISCELANEUS B & F’s

  1. “I’ll be right back.. I gotta take a dump!”
  2. “Good morning,. FART This is your wake – up call.”
  3. “HHHHH - FART – BURP Excuse me!!”

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