-BURPS & FARTS: BODILY FUNCTIONS THAT FEEL GOOD BUT DON’T QUITE SOUND IT-
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- Six farts – one right after the other – almost in a musical tune. (¡I get jiggy with it!)
- Sounds like someone actually took time to fart into a microphone.
- A quickie but a goodie
- A quickie and a wettie
- Super fart #1
- Super fart #2
- Super fart #3
- Sounds like something wet came up with this one
- A good whole-hearted 4 second burp
- Another goodie – but this one is really powerful
- ¿Can this one really be 45 seconds long?
- I think this is Barney from “The Simpson’s”
- Short and Sweet
- This one sounds like a monster – I can’t be sure weather or not it’s a burp or a demonic prayer
MISCELANEUS B & F’s
- “I’ll be right back.. I gotta take a dump!”
- “Good morning,. FART This is your wake – up call.”
- “HHHHH - FART – BURP Excuse me!!”
THAT’S IT - SO GO HOME
People have been perverted enough to look at shit but won't admit it.