The following survey was taken by a few of William Tennent’s favorite football team members. Although they are not midgets, dwarfs, or vertically challenged human beings, their brain capacity is that fit for a three year old – so we thought that was small enough to be considered “MIDGET”.

	MIKE CUMMINGS	PAT BOWANKO	DAN SMITH
GIRLFRIEND	Gary Coleman	Mr. Belvedeere	Uncle Eddie
CAR	Sundance	Tank	Shagon Wagon
FAV. SONG	I Wanna Sex You Up -Color Me Badd	I'm Too Sexy -What Said Fred	I Touch Myself -Divynills
PERSON YOU ADMIRE	Pee Wee Herman	Mr. T	Michael Jackson
FAV. TEACHER	Ms. Vaum	Ms. Vaum	Mrs. Blake
FAV. CLASS	Lunch	Gym	Wood Shop AP
AMBITION	Lunch Aid	Porn Star	Trash Man
FAV. MOVIE	Mary Poppins	Lust In Space	Bedknobs and Broomsticks
FAV. ACTOR	Pee Wee Herman	Adam Sandler	Chris Farley
PERSON YOU WANT TO MEET	Pat's mom	Dan's mom	Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show"
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SCORE A TOUCHDOWN	I've never scored	Neither have I	I haven't either
THE PLAY YOU REMEMBER MOST	When Dan fell on me and started sniffing my butt	When Dan fell on Mike and started sniffing his butt	The time I fell on Mike and got a whiff of his butt
FAV. FOOD	Pork 'n Beans	Hair Pie	Honey Buns
PET PEEVE	Male Pattern Baldness	People who can't stop blinking	Gynocostemia
FAV. ACTIVITY	Hang out with friends	Hang out with Dan at Kiddie City	Checking out the honeys at Kiddie City

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