Everyone loves the Simpson family! Here a some .wav files that you can download and enjoy:
Theme song for the Simpsons
Stan says how fat Cartman is. (WARNING: UNCENSORED VERSION)<--Not on TV
Darth Vader and Mr. T duke it out!
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Homer's brain tells him what 20 dollars can buy
"Eat my shorts"
Apu threatens to blow someone's head off.
Groundskeeper Willy speaks French
Homer says, "boring!"
Dr. Nick says good bye
Homer goes crazy when he has no beer or TV
Apu greets a customer
Homer sings a song of joy
Grandpa yells, "DEATH!"
Ralph fails English
Homer sings of a Spanish flea
Homer and Bart speak of April Fool's Day
Nelson says, "It's still funny, but not haha funny"
Willy asks lunchlady Gladys to grease him up
Dr. Nick greets everyone
Homer is a Nacho Man
Ralph tells a story about Homer in a restaraunt
Ned Flanders' theme song
Homer and Moe talk about a team that sucked
Willy is attacked by some wee turtles
Apu comments on hurting a twinkie
Apu doesn't understand
Watering down the drinks
Homer yells,"Woo hoo!"
Ralph bends his wookie
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Chef sings a little song.
Chef sings another song. (Halloween episode)
Cartmen talks about Sparky, Stan's dog.
Mr. Hat tells Kyle to go to hell. <--Original version (not on TV)
Chef and the kids say hi to each other. Also includes "What in the hell do you think you do'in dressed up like that?" "Eating Kenny's pudding."
"Kick Ass!"
"Kick the Baby!"
Kitty acts like a dildo.
Maybe Sparky went shopping for some leather pants?
Stan looks like a sissy.
"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY..."
Chef wards off some zombies with a chainsaw.
Cartman comments on where Stan should go if he can't shoot anything.
Here are some midi songs and sounds that you might like to have.
Bohemian Rhapsody
James Bond Theme
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (King's main theme)
Jurassic Park Opening Song
Theme for the Frist Mortal Kombat Movie
Nothing Famous, Just a Little Song
Theme for Startrek:First Contact
Theme from Mision: Impossible
A Short String From the Title Sequence of Startrek:Voyager
Gangster's Paradise
Let It Be
Losing My Religion
Men in Black
YMCA
Take on Me
Scatman
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