Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It is too far to walk.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Cause they were in a JAM!

Why did George Washington stand up while sleeping?

Because he could not lie.

Why did Dracula get put in jail?

Because he tried to rob a blood bank.

Why did the parrot copy the smart kid?

Because he wanted to be a bird brain .

What kind of water never freezes?

Hot water.

Why did the moth in the theater chew a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show.

Why did the dummy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.

What did the digital watch say to the alarm clock?

Look, no hands.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I’m in glove with you.