What animal took the least luggage onto the ark?
The rooster. He took only his comb.
What do you call spiders that just got married?
Newly webs .
What kind of cars do cats drive?
Catillacs.
If a gown is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
How do you recognize old rabbits?
By the grey hares,
What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A magic kit
What did the rope say after it got tangled?
Oh, no, knot again!