Why did you make your dad sit on the freezer?

Because I wanted an ice-cold pop.

What did the fan say to the air conditioner?

"Cool it!"

Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead?

She wanted to make up her mind.

Why did the lobster blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

What did the religious carrot say to the greens?

Lettuce pray .

What do you call a smart duck?

A wise quacker .

What do chickens do at school?

Eggsperiments .