Two cannibals are eating a clown.

What did one clown say to the other?

"Does this taste funny to you?"

Why did the spider buy a car?

He wanted to take it for a spin

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

What happened to the man who lost his left side?

He’s all right now.

Why do Dalmatsians have a hard time hiding?

Because they are always spotted .

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?

Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

What does a dancer like to drink?

Tap Water.

Why did the baker fire the bread?

He caught it loafing.

What can jump higher than a house?

Anything. Houses can’t jump.