Unrefined guy?

CRUDE DUDE

What do you get if you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

A slowpoke.

What's a bee's favorite song?

Stinging in the Rain.

What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What did Ben Franklin say when he discovered electricity?

"I’m shocked!"

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because he had such a bright class.

How did the two vampires fall in love?

It was love at first bite.