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| This is the Question and Answer Page... Joke related that is...I found alot of these funny as hell, some are kinda hard, and some are you might find to cruel for men or women. But are funny!! LOL! |
| Q: Do you know where you can find sympathy? A: In the dictionary, somewhere between "SHIT " and "SYPHILIS" |
| Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? A: Getting her back into her wheelchair |
| Q: What's the definition of gross? A: Dreaming you're eating chocolate pudding, and then wake up with a spoon in your ass... |
| Q: Why is death alot like sex? A: It feels funny for a second, but then it's over!... |
| Q: What's the useless skin around a penis called? A: The man... |
| Q: Why do men like big boobs and tight pussy? A: Because they all have big mouths and little dicks... |
| Q: Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A: Because if they all went, then it would not be heaven... |
| Q: What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pussy? A: Pussy makes it's own gravy... |
| Q: What's the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, 8 inches is rare... |
| Q: What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A: A prostitute can wash her crach and sell it again... |
| Q: What's the only thing about a divorce proves? A: Whose mother was right in the first place. |
| Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? A: Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job... |
| Q: What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist... |
| Q:: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken... |
| Q: How are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work... |
| Q: Why is giving a blowjob a win/loose situation? A: He may have you on your knees, but you have him by the balls... |
| Q: What is the one negative side-affect of taking viagra? A: Men will be forced to make conversation for an hour before the pill kicks in... |
| Q: Why are hurricanes usually named after women? A: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car with them... |
| Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe... |
| Q: How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Buy the bitch a shovel... |
| Q: What is the definition of an overbite? A: When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouthfull of shit... |
| Q: What do wives and proctologists have in common? A: They always have to deal with a pain in the ass... |
| Now here comes the this and that's |
| If you think no one cares, try missing a couple of payments. |
| Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for awhile... It isn't so hot... |
| 2 cannibals were eating a guy, one started at the head and the other started at the foot. The one at the head asked, " How you doing?", the one at the foot said, "I'm having a ball", the one at the head said, " slow down!, you're eating to fast!!" |
| Six percent of all American men are killed by either their wife or girlfriend, or the wife who caught them with their girlfriend... |
| Just a thought... " Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!" |
| My husband thought it would be romantic to renew our vows. I had to decline, I don't make the same mistake twice.. |
| The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke... |
| A comforting thought... " When a woman stills your husband, there is no better revenge that to let her keep him! |
| Fact or Fiction? The sad trueth is there is not a man for every woman. That's how sex toys got invented!... |
| "ICE CREAM" A husband comes home with a half gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wanted some. " How hard is it?", she asked. "About as hard as my dick", he replies. "OK", she says, " Then pour me a glass!" |
| "FRIENDS" Friends don't let friends take home ugly men... |
| Beauty is only a light switch away... |
| God made pot, man made beer. "Who would you trust?" |
| Q: Why did the snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snowblower coming... |
| Q: What do you call a 90 year old man that can still masterbate? A: MIRACLE WHIP... |
| Q: What is the diffrence between anal sex and sex with a microwave? A: Anal sex turns your meat brown without cooking it... |
| "MARRIAGE" In marriage theres ofent a glinch. When you find out you married a Bitch. She was once quit nice, All sugar and spice, Now she's an evil old witch... |
| I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was to late... |
| Constipated people don't give a shit... |
| "BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN" 1.) SO MANY MEN, SO FEW THAT CAN AFFORD ME 2.) GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE FRIENDS 3.) IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN 4.) I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE 5.) HOW CAN I MISS YOU, YOU WON'T GO AWAY |
| "WHY GUYS HAVE IT MADE" 1.) A GUYS LAST NAME STAY'S THE PUT 2.) THEIR BUTT IS NOT A FACTOR IN A JOB INTERVIEW 3.) CAR MECHANICS TELL HIM THE TRUETH 4.) HE DOESN'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF SOMEONE NOTICES HIS HAIR CUT 5.) SAME WORK... MORE PAY |
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