.*.My Favorite Quotes.*.

Not only are love and hate such closely related emotions, but it's easier to hate someone you've cared about than someone you never have. --Marilyn Manson

The Devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshiping yourself, because you are responsible for your own good and evil. Christianity's war against the Devil has always been a fight against mans most natural instincts -for sex, for violence, for self gratification- and a denial of mans membership in the animal kingdom. The idea of Heaven is just Christianity's way of creating a hell on Earth. --MM

One hates what one fears. --MM

I have acquired power without concious effort; by simply being --MM

Marilyn Manson was a character who, because of his contempt for the world around him, and more so, hismself, does everything he can do to trick people into liking him. And then, once he wins thier confidence, he uses it to destory them. --MM

"I seriously doubt Mr. Garasin would say 'eat penguin shit you ass belonker'." --Southpark kicks ass

I hate you Kenny. --Cartman

"Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker, you're a boner biting bastard Uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long....That's u-n-c-l-e-fuck you, Uncle Fucker!!! *suck my balls*".... --Terrance and Phillip

Asspower --Southpark

Cockmaster --Southpark

"I'm sorry I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind" -Cartman

Monkey crack whores like squirrels. --me

"Yea, I went to a gay bar" ---umm...not saying who... *sigh*

The Devil is in all of us! --someone off the Rob Zombie cd

"The roof...the roof...the roof is on fire....we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn" --Coal Chamber kix ass

"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort...suffocation, no breathing...something something something" --me

seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and i'm yours forever. --me

me: Yeah, I'd have to say Jay is my fav, but really I like 'em all cuz I'm no teenie bopper.
her: Yeah! I love Jay! He's such a good drummer!!~
(the ppl you meet when you don't have a gun...)

~There comes a time in everyone's life when they wake up in the morning, drag themselves to the bathroom, look deeply into the mirror and say, DAMN! I am one sexy bitch!~ --me

If ya kill 'im, he won't learn nothin'! --Nicole

There's no earthly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going,
There's no knowing where we're rowing,
Or which way the river's flowing,
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a blowing?
There's not a speck of light a showing,
So the danger must be growing,
Are the fires of hell a glowing?
Is the grizzly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing!!--Willy Wonka

*from the debut album of SOAD...* SSSHUGAAAAAAAAAA

The ships are myltiplying day after day sir, and they're coming close to the shore sir, shore sir -SOAD... lol Todd

Stupid people do stupid things, smart people outsmart each other, then themselves...then themselves! --Soad ...*sigh* i wuv you

I want you in a vinyl suit, I want you bad. Complicated, X-rated, I want you bad bad bad..... --Offspring

Hi kids, do you like violence? wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? wanna copy me and do esactly like I did? Try CID and get fucked up worse then my life is? --Eminem

Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathing...
Em: fuck that you just found this bitch cheatin. while you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off? fuck slittin her throat, cut this bitches head off!
Dre: Wait what if there's an explanation for this shit...
Em:What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?

Something told me to try to fake a stomache ache it works, I screamed, "owwe, my appendiz, I think it's gonna burst...teacher teacher quick, I need a naked nurse!" --Em...lol Todd

Suddenly everything became gray...I went deaf and my left ear began to bleed, my mom started screamin, she beat me over the head with the remote control, opened a hole and my whole brain fell outta mu scull. I picked it up and screamed...took it and stuck it back up in my head then I screwed it shut and put a couple of screwes in my neck... brain damage...-Eminem

You beet with me, I'm gonna even the score equally, take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. --Em

Every girl that I've ever gone out with has gone lez. --Em

I'm about as normal as this Norman Bates with deformative traits with a premature birth that was four minutes late. *Mother are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel* --Em

So if you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass it probably is obvious that I got it on wit her. --Em

My favorite color is red, like the bloodshed...from Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead. --Em

Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school. --Em

....AAARE YOOUUU RRREAAAAAAAADY!?!?!? --KoRn

All day I dream about sex --KoRn

Dead bodies everywhere --KoRn...hehe Todd

...Say what say what...it's when your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just to bad your father's mad your mothers now your lover. --KoRn

Why must you fuck with these things in my head for so long that I feel I could break...so come on get up. get up. --Union Underground (only the best fukkin band ever)

What if I was your god... South Texas death ride... --Union

Penetrate, Penetrate all the simple minds, they adore, what a bore, how they stand in line, dihalate, diahalate, what'w my drug of choice, it's ok when they pay they say I've got the voice...Turn me on Mr.Deadman --Union

If it stayed I'd never leave. that if I turned around, I'd grieve the special dirty things that we used to talk about, I mean that loving you is strange and adored by me throughout.......Tying yourself to me, stitch up my emptiness cuz you're the death of meeee... so precious loving the thrill. --Orgy

She dreams in digital...she's guilty by design. --Orgy

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Welcome to MY world! I'M THE TEMPTRESS!!! (Thanks Tom) - Oh hooray, it's your typical HTML-impaired high school girl site dedicated to writing about how crazy the webmaster is about boys and her favorite bands. A wonderful use of the MARQUEE tag combined with a mastery of background images truly creates an awe-inspiring experience that will make you shriek "oh wow" while simultaneously hitting ALT-F4.
The real kicker about this page is the fact that she asks her readers to fill out 351 questions about themselves and email the answers to her, shortly after answering 90 questions about the webmaster. Yes, that's correct, you're expected to respond to over 440 questions on her site. Note that nowhere on the list does it ask "do you currently feel the need to throw yourself off a cliff?" Oh well, at least she's not ugly. PS: She asks you to sign her guestbook. Hey, don't kill the messenger; I'm just repeating what she asks on her page. Post a comment in the forums Email Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka Submit an Awful Link of the Day

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