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ONE OF THE WEST PLAZA KIDS
IM REALLY IN THE MOOD TO HEAR THE POOL SONG LIVE
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jeanette
it's me. just wanted to say hello and grace you with my presence again. Hi to all that visits this web page.
nette2@juno.com
Joeblowsbannanabrigade
Kitty cat sittin' in a parking lot, sun beating down and the pussy got hot, hot pussy! Oh how I love hot pussy crawling all over me!
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luke
Hi, this is luke, Liam is Living in Oak Park because his mom kicked him out, and his leg is healed but its healed really stupid like and he can't walk they might have to reset it again. If you want to call him just e-mail me and I'll send you his number. Luke
Loukeelium@hotmail.com
Jeanette
it's me...I thought I would grace you with my presence. I would like to say that college is a bitch...I miss Shawn like all hell...and I am not liking the fact that I am not in the financial situation to leave and go to Illinois (there with you guys) and be with the love of my life. Now I am done complaining. Hi to all, Joe tell your wife hi from me and I hope your child will be the best thing that happened to you two. If Liam reads this...you are crazy and get a hold of Shawn and tell him where you are if he does not know.
superjesusfreak99@yahoo.com
maria
i heard your music in a friends car.. but there were no drums.. just a guitar i think, and singing. it was really great music, i think you are really talented, i hope you make it far.
moyra_angela_darling@yahoo.com
car a... not care a
I realize that I have been being a stuck up super bitch with a dildo in my ass (not to mention the one in my nose), but i think its because i have red pubic hair. i think id be a whole lot happier is i had an ounce of talent... but alas, i cant act, and im a lousy lay...by the way, im really easy, so if any of you want to get laid, really really fast, email me... by the way, im liams future... nevermind
phluph77@aol.com
Cara
hey guys, nice website but maybe u should erase some of the nasty stuff people wrote -- u might b driving away future record sales. ;) just a little pr advice from a fellow future rock star. keep playing, u'r getting better all the time. hey liam, i miss you! where u at, boy? ...oh yeah, and just so everyone knows, liam signed my ...nevermind
phluph77@aol.com
Jeanette
Hey, I thought I would take some time from my busy life here at college and give you guys a report on how I am doing. My father is fine he went throught the second sugury friday. And he came home sunday. He is recovering very well. Joe I would like to thank you for putting us up in you home and tell you wife she is awsome to do that when she's expecting. Keep me posted on how she is doing.
superjesusfreak99@yahoo.com
The Adventures of Loukeelium
Click on "THE ADVENTURES OF LOUKEELIUM" above for information on out T.V. show.
Justdoitasswhole@now.com
louk
i wish i could put it up but i dont know how to do anything with this site. I just tried to get our flyer on line but i can't get it, ive got them scaned but its being a bitch. And the dates are jan 4 and jan 7. (Maybe the link at the URL can take you there.)
myfingersmells@poop.com
Joe
Hey, ahh, Liam, We are scheduled to record on Thursday, Jan. 4th. for a few hours, then again on Sunday the 7th. They we're putting in a new sound board, and we are lucky enough to be the first band back into the studio there. So, to everybody else, look for the CD out around March 1st.? I think that is what Luke said. Look for us EVERYWHERE this summer, we are gonna play every chance we can, anywhere we can find a crowd. So, if anyone knows of any festivals, or any big shows going on this year, let us know right here. We are going downtown Chicago a lot this summer also, anything we can do to promote this band. Please help!!!!!! Thanks.
Loukeeliumdrummr@aol.com
liam "YAY! IM IN THIS BAND!!" norris
so um hi i havent signed this thing in a while, thanks to everyone who signed on, you make me smile, and to "the girls" who the hell are you!?! you'd better be hot goddamnit!!! yeah so its been drivin me crazier than than a bastard on fathers day tryin to figure out who wrote that. in other news we,ve been having problems of the monetary and organisational sort getting into the studio but the new date is jan 8th i believe, and come hell or bongwater we are going to at least lay down some scratch tracks that day ookay bye
youremailadressapearstobeblank@pleaseusetheback.button
Joe
Hey Luke, You should put a link in here for you're "Adventures of Loukeelium" site. I dig the Porno that you get for signing the guest book. Hi Jeanette
Loukeeliumdrummr@aol.com
Jeanette
Hey, liam just thought I would tell you today is tuesday and I will be in Illinois tomorrow. So watch out I will be able to kick your but in person now if you piss me off. He He He He!!! :-)
superjesusfreak99@yahoo.com
crackhead
yo liam when you gettin me my crack hurry up on that sheet i cant wait forever i need that crack or i wont die using it ill die doing something else
crackhead@crackwhores.com
Jeanette
I was just wondering Liam, does that mean you may have a concert when I am there? I have less that two weeks until I get there. And hi like and joe.
nette2@juno.com
liam
hi this is me again in two days i get to go to the doctor and get my cast off yay! so um oh yeah we also start recording on wednesday (same day)that will be a gay old time hopefully we will get alot done ok bye
gottago@thesimpsonsareon.bye
"The Girls"
Just kidding guy's.... You are all Hot as Hell though. We love you!
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"The Girls"
Can we be you're rock star sluts? We want to be you're "road whore groopies!"
Bangus@welovebigdicks.com
Jimbo
You guy's fuckin' ROCK! I can't wait untill you get you're CD done. Where can I buy my copy? You do need more pic.s up on the web site. Let me know when you're next show is. Thanks!
jimbo@hotmail.com
Netta
So Liam, when are you getting that cast off or are you going to have that still on in three weeks so I can pick on you? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
nette2@juon.com
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Shane
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Tiffany
Hi,You guy's ARE very cute! I like the 3 songs that are on you're site. Do you have any more recorded? Hope to see you guys soon,when is the next concert or show? Let us know! Bye. PS. Which one is the drummer in the picture?
QTPie@hotmail.com
Luke
Yeah... most of them are cute. Execpt for the fucking ugly ass Bassist. He looks like a pile of dead ass-raped monkeys... you know... that sombody set on fire... a couple of times... and then pooped on... a couple of times... Yeah... what? Joe your pretty good a swearing, i like it...alot. As for the person who sent us that message, i think everything that needs to be said, has been said .............................................. ...................................................................................... ...................................................................................... ................You monkey butt-fucking sack of ground up genital wart infested cock.................. .....................
Loukeelium@hotmail.com
Rose
LOUKEELIUM ROCKS!!! And all the guys are really cute to. lol
fcuhuy@aol.com
Rose
LOUKEELIUM ROCKS!!! And all the guys are really cute to. lol
fcuhuy@aol.com
liam
hello, its me, joe swearing is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life, um so yeah we've been doing some practicing, tightenening up the songs we're gonna record we are also planning on having some guest musicians on the album so if any one out there plays the violin get ahold of us we could use you for "angel song" um i guess thats it for now bi
liam_norris@hotmail.com
Joe
Hi,This is the first time I've written anything here,but, I just have to say one thing to the super star that dosen't like our music, or us,and you can quote this directly from me," Thanks for the pleasent commentary that you so graciously left for us, and anyone who may enjoy our heart felt emotions brought out thru our music,you spineless,monkey fucking,broke dick,,uncle rapeing,herpie scabbed,aids ridden,sheep fucking,nuckle dragging,shit dripping,no good mother fucker!....Why don't you have the BALLS to admit who you are? You obviously are not the tallented,know it all,rock star that you imply. Soooo, before you start throwing the usless shit that drips from you're corn holed ass,why don't you show us how a REAL band does it, with out getting you're socks wet...huh?" ASSHOLE!! Pull you're dick out of you're dads ass and stand up to what you had to say. Thanks, Joe.
gofuckyoureself@dickless.org
sally
hello!
goodbye,
sally
sillysally@hotmail.com
netta
I just thought I would say, froma person that does not like Garage bands, I like you music. That person obviouly does not know what they are talking about. So on a lighter note. Are you going to have any shows in the end of December beginning of January. I will be in the area so I thought I would see you if you have something going.
nette2@juno.com
netta
I just thought I would say, froma person that does not like Garage bands, I like you music. That person obviouly does not know what they are talking about. So on a lighter note. Are you going to have any shows in the end of December beginning of January. I will be in the area so I thought I would see you if you have something going.
nett2@juno.com
liam
so the coward still hasn't shown himself. come on you said you "could walk all over me without getting your socks wet" prove it. what have you done thats so deep and enlightening? lets hear your songs you fucking twit. the longer you wait to show yourself the more in valid your words become.
runaway@frightened.com
liam
so that person doesn't like us? hmmm oh well, I only wonder why they didn't come to me directly and say those oh so hurtful things, they obviously know me very well, perhaps it is because they are a coward and realize how easy it is to talk shit when there is no chance of being scrutinized and exposed for the pretentous babbling retard they are. I write songs and there are people who enjoy listening to them and that is all that is required for me to keep playing. I've never thought of myself as a shallow person but maybe I'm wrong maybe my lyrics arent greatly inspired or brilliant but they are mine and they are true, that i can say. If noone liked my music I would probably stop making it but I wouldn't apologize I doubt this "critic" has anything better to offer it is often this way with critics. once again to those of you who come here to patronize the band thank you and to those who attempt to patronize the artist fuck off. P.S. and to the author your "pretty boy pop" comment was an exceedingly transparent attempt to piss me off, come on now you seem like an intelligent person im sure you can do better if you try. I fucking dare you to reveal yourself you weasly little shit, I mean I am only in a crappy garage band from nowhere USA right? whats to be affraid of? liam
scared@prick.com
Insert name here
so, yer going to the retarding stupido to record your amateurish pretty boy pop songs. So do you like the Backstreet Boys and Brittany Spears or is it just coincidental that you write the same kind of worthless bullshit that they do. Why don't you grow up. I mean COME ON!!! Do you realize that your opening band (to the show you neglected to show up for) was a KORN cover band? The worst fucking cover band I've ever fucking seen at that. Your opening band, like your target audience, compiles of children ages 6-12, your friends, all the half dozen of them (who by the way didn't appear to be enjoying themselves either) and whatever unlucky souls that happen to come in to buy a drink or a cd. So please, GROW UP or shut the fuck up. We don't need more useless, talentless bands anymore. There are billions of them already, and they're all on the internet too. You have to realize that your audience, if you ever get one, will mostly be comprised of people who are in bands, why would they want to watch someone who sucks worse than they do? They won't. You need to write better songs, bring a little depth into your work you shallow fucks. I could walk all over you without getting my socks wet. You'll never make it like this, and if you did I'd feel sorry for you. Maybe you'd have a song. That song would take you as far as getting a little money and spending far more. You'd spend the rest of your short lived musical career writing songs worse than the ones you are now, trying to write songs to meet the public appeal to get yourself out of debt. You fucking suck, you're pathetic. Either dedicate yourself to this or give up your instruments to your twelve year old friends who still have a chance. Fuck you all.
GrowUp@sshole.com
liam
HEY guess what you fuckers our first full length album will begin production sometime after dec5 at Apocalypse Cow recording studio. luke and i met with them today (very cool guys) and um yeah so that rules huh? the album will be available at kiss the sky records in batavia and possibly through mail order also the mp3s available here will be sold as an ep (the pool song E.P.)ok bye
album@soon.YAY!
a.lawyer
were sorry, loukeelium is currently involved in several lawsuits pertaining to damaged computers please do not try to e-mail quarters to this site it is impossible to upload or download physical objects i.e. any coinage inserted into any sort of disk drive or other electronic component will have no direct effect on loukeelium or this site
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cuntface
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DAFT@cunt.com
captain aSShole
AH CRAP!!! what in the good name of queer shit is goin on?!?! lokelim must suck cuz theyre fans are a bunch of fuckin retarded shit eatin hamster fuckers. i hate you all, you make me wanna vommit and die you cocksucking cracker shit nazis! well i better go ive got lots of snuff porn sites to see tonight, im planning on mastuerbating with a cheese grater till i pass out. capt jas. t. asshole
shittoothjimmie@sshole.com
Jeanette
Hey liam, nice site I can't wait to meet you. Why didn't you hit shawn for me? By the way anyone that knows shawn dunham, I am his girl, so don't mess (lol). Love ya all.
superjesusfreak99@yahoo.com
Skatecop
HEY LIAM, BITCHIN SITE, BUT YOU YOU NEED MORE PICTURES, MAYBE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT CHUNKS OF EPISODES ON THE SITE, THAT WOULD BE NEET CALL ME SOMETIME YOU SONOFABITCH!
Superpepper01@hotmail.com
billybob
heya ya folks you guys play country music that music sure is great you play any rickymartin thats good to or sum of that backstreet boys or better yet micheal jackson or that titanic song ghese i better get off this damned computer befor the electric bill get to be to much or il be livin in the barnyou guys sell your music on 8tracks aint go nuttin else to listen on mybe i should call you wats you area code pals you i got to go have some fun in the barn with sally sue talk to you guys some time your friend billybob ))=====D ((+))
billybob@farmsex.com
billybob
heya ya folks you guys play country music that music sure is great you play any rickymartin thats good to or sum of that backstreet boys or better yet micheal jackson or that titanic song ghese i better get off this damned computer befor the electric bill get to be to much or il be livin in the barnyou guys sell your music on 8tracks aint go nuttin else to listen on mybe i should call you wats you area code pals you i got to go have some fun in the barn with sally sue talk to you guys some time your friend billybob ))=====D ((+))
billybob @farmsex.com
liam
dave you are a sick fuck (you know why) call me cuz youre number got erased from my answering machine
MY@FUCKINBALLS.COM
liam
so um someone deciided it would be funny to put my number on this site but noone's called yet, man im a loser, yeah so anyway my leg sure is broke sorry bout cacellin that show everyone. oh and lauren your screenname sucks "tommygirl"? what the fuck!? sorry but how many of you kids have actually heard this band? how many of you listen to garbage? how many know what real music is? try not to be offended just askin since you are all on my bands page gayin it up, ok so to all the people that come here cuz you actually like this band no new shows sceduled yet but ill keep you posted liam
liam_norris@hotmail.com
mr telephone
hey instea of everyone writing on this to tell them you like them call lium at home his number is 84443224 that number agian is 844 3224, cal him between 10 am and 9 pm he loves to get calls.
blah@blah.com
SKIPWORTH DAVE
DONT LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT DAVE SKIPWORTH SEZ ONLY LISTEN TO WHAT SKIPWORTH DAVE SEZ.. DONT BATHE, DRINK OLD MILWUAKEE,EAT CHEETOS, AND BE THE SAME OLD WOMANIZING BASTARD THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN,,PEACE OUT MY NIGGA
TEQUILLA H@SDAVE.COM
SKIPWORTH DAVE
DONT LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT DAVE SKIPWORTH SEZ ONLY LISTEN TO WHAT SKIPWORTH DAVE SEZ.. DONT BATHE, DRINK OLD MILWUAKEE,EAT CHEETOS, AND BE THE SAME OLD WOMANIZING BASTARD THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN,,PEACE OUT MY NIGGA
TEQUILLA H@SDAVE.COM
SKIPWORTH DAVE
DONT LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT DAVE SKIPWORTH SEZ ONLY LISTEN TO WHAT SKIPWORTH DAVE SEZ.. DONT BATHE, DRINK OLD MILWUAKEE,EAT CHEETOS, AND BE THE SAME OLD WOMANIZING BASTARD THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN,,PEACE OUT MY NIGGA
TEQUILLA H@SDAVE.COM
DAVE SKIPWORTH
HEY LOUK?... HOPE YOUR GIMPY DEFORMED LEG DOESNT GET GANG GREEN AND FALL OFF OR ANYTHING...I WISH MY GUITAR HADNT COMMITED SUICIDE...OLD MILWAUKEE BLOWS GOATS... BUT TRY BATH MORE OFTEN SINCERELY DAVE
DAVEH@STEQUILLA.COM
Jack Kubica
Hey anytime you want your Web Site re-done just gimma call you know my # see ya and Rock On!!!!!!!!
ackj6969@yahoo.com
Jason
Hi, i'm one of lauren's friends and I just wanted to say that Joe rocks!
Surfinjam@aol.com
Gwen
Hey! I am Laurens friend, the site is really cool.. Ummm..... Lauren nice "imputs" really funny!! (seriously) Heeheehee!!!
LuckyDucky07070@aol.com
Lauren (A.K.A. the great one)
Oh ya and "Joe's Wife" I wouldn't be gettin to pumped over me he likes Britney spears lol (all don't ask ya u know what i'm talkin about) Tahtz cute "stuff"!
Loveall@aol.com
Lauren
Hey Joe's wife you come here and say that to my face,lol, Oh ya I rule! go......! (he he)
yoall@aol.com
Joe's Wife
Hey "Lauren & Co."...Isn't Powerpuff girls on?
13yrolds@needingparentalcontrol.com
Jana
You Guys Rule big time~! I'm Lauren's friend too! She also rocks~ Luv everyone!
TanBikiniGirl@aol.com
Lauren
Hi Joe I love u!! My friend Rock1 Oh ya I'm good! (he he don't ask I'm just great!) Yea I'm the great one!
Tommygirl2000fly@aol.com
Gwen
Hello, I am one of Laurens friends, great site!! Joe u rock! (DON'T ask, hehehee)
LuckyDucky07070@aol.com
Mitchell
Hi, im one of Lauren's friends, good luck, and nice site!!!!
Quadboy86@lycos.com
dan
thats sick shit. ill have to watch that.werent you banned from public access though for the holy angels kids thing?
blahblahblah@blahblahblah.com
luke
The show will beon channel 6.
fudgebutt@jytjt.com
luke
We are not sure if the show is going to happen on Sat. Liam broke both the bones in his leg on monday skateing. He's pretty fucked up, he was on moriphine and now he is on vikidin. we got it on tape to and its pretty fucking nasty because you can see his leg fold in half at the shin. We will keep you guys posted. Our t.v show will be on friday night at 1:00 am there will be two videos on including one for concrete wall, so check it out. The week after that were gonna put Liam's leg breaking on. Its pretty neat.
shitpants@brownforehead.com
liam
like i give a fuck if your mom hates me
fuck@you.com
Dan liams annoying neighbor
whoa kick ass sight my mom dosnt hate you dont worry hope to se your show on the 30th later.
sandmrider00@aol.com
liam
ok um the date on that show is sept 30th at 7:00pm i believe
poo@poo.poo
liam
hi its me liam um id like to thank everyone who came to this site and also let you know that alot of its going to be changed around very soon like the bio for example thats all wrong dont even read that letsee what else oh we got a show comin up at kiss the sky in batavia 15 minutes late will be playing with us (awesome ass band)and maybe another band and um i guess thats it oh yeah paul i dont think your gay liam
bigtittiho@fatxxxgurls.com
Amanda
Hey my friend fully reccommended this site so u guys must be awesome. Good luck!!!
funflower28@aol.com
Lauren
Everyone I am Lauren and there is NOTHING u can do about that so for all u peeps who think I am not me I am! Ha! Joe u guyz rock BIg time! And I am lauren!
HaHaHaHaHaHa@HaHa.Ha.comHA!!!
matt
liam i hope you dont go to jail for that shit im glad i was in wisconson and not thier that day. you still got that aug 10 show at kiss the sky
slipknotsk8ter2@aol.com
Kelley
U guys r awsome! I can't wait to hear the rest of ur songs!
MyLab700@AOL.com
Luren
Yo u guys r DE BOMB and deserve all de hype there is!!!! You guyz Rock BIG TIME SO BE FLY! LOVE YA'LL!
Tommygirl2000Fly@aol.com
Heather Lee, the one and only
Hey babe, I miss you. Good luck, I hope everything is goind well.----Love--Heather
hfeather44@aol.com
keen-tuune
liam, its sucks being on probation and getting arested.....WHY??? cuz pauly be gay!!!!
anal@anal.com
JASon
u guys fucking rock. liams gay
jdawg870@aol.com
(slient) matt
slipknotsk8ter2@aol.com
Jason
I'm one of Lauren's friends. This is pretty cool.
Surfinjam@aol.com
Mike
Hey i'm laurens friend ! cool site !
ocmorpher@aol.com
jackie
i'm laurens friend
macjack189172@aol.com
Kelley
I am Lauren's sister I would like to say good luck!
MyLab700@AOL.com
Kelley
I am Lauren's sister I would like to say good luck!
MyLab700@AOL.com
Keith
Hey I'm Lauren's friend and she told me to check u guys out and u r pretty cool. c ya l8er
spidey255@aol.com
eddie
u guys are rally great
aussiewalkabout@a.o.l
tony
hey i'm lauren's friend u guys have an great page good music
realslimtony@aol.com
Mandie
Hey im lauren's friend and yall got a tight page! good luck wit every thing!!
bluecottincandie@aol.com
Lauren
U guyz r de bomb! U guyz rock! :)
Tommygirl2000Fly@aol.com
FLYING EAGLE!!!
Good luck bro, Hope too send you our CD soon. Hey bro Who's gonna make it first???? Our web will be up soon.. Have too add some more pics>
ggolden@bright.net
BRANDON SIMS
I REALLY LIKE YOUR WEB PAGE. THE PICTURES WERE GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT TO COME AND HEAR YOU ALL PLAY. COOL BAND MAN!!!!
BRANDYBEAR08@AOL.COM
JOEYCOOL318@AOL.COM
JUSTIN
PRETTY COOL! CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOU PLAY LIVE. SEE YOU SOON!
JUSTWIZKID10@AOL.COM
Matt
Hello boys, this is your "former drummer". Things look good. I'm extremly happy for you guys. Joe played me the demo you guys are making, it sounds awesome.
kingsxer2@yahoo.com
Kelly--a k a Keekee
this is totally awesome! Congrats you guys!! Just remeber ALL us LITTLE people who knew you when... free concert tix would be nice! LOL
KeekeeZgr8@cs.com
MIKE WALKER
WHEN YOU GUYS MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS YOU BETTER BE WEARING MUSICGOROUND T SHIRTS ON STAGE!
MGR40033@AOL.COM
Krystal
Classic, cool, and cuties all in one. Keep up the alternative R&R. Hugs Krystal
unique@hotmail.com
Eddie
Haven't heard the song 38 but what i've heard i liked
customhomes4u@aol.com
Kelly
I think you're already famous. Hey you're on the Internet, aren't you! Great Site! PS Are you gonna have time to tape and paint my other bedroom?
kgleason@perseco.com
Jo
This is so cool! Can't wait 'til you guys are famous.
jojo9405@hotmail.com
PegBundy
I like the song "38" and the drummer is Groovy.
pegbundy3266@aol.com
L-J
Hiya Joe...Great Job on webpage and Good Luck in the future i know you will do Great!!!!Just don't forget your favorite sister n law when you come famous ok?LOL
buzyw3@aol.com
Audrey
I think your all great, good luck with future ventures.
angwgs@aol.com