THE ROCK REPORT

Ok, so here we are, hours away from the EOF's first PPV Badd Blood and The Rock is bringing you his first, exclusive report on all things EOF called The Rock Says! So know your roles and shut your mouthes and sit back and enjoy what The Rock has to say!

Clans, Stables and Broods

The first thing The Rock noticed when he came to the EOF was the amount of stables...or clans as their calling it now. From the 'Brood 2000' to 'Clan Venture', the EOF is packed with jabroni's in stables. (Sorry clans) Well The Rock says that if your in a stable, then call it a damn stable..or a group..or anything but clans or broods. As you can see this is obviously a touchy subject for The Rock, but he must point out that he has been impressed with all of the groups here in the EOF, especially the Brood 2000.

The EOF Title Tournement

Tonight, infront of millions across the world, D-Buff and Stone Cold Steve Austin face off in what looks like being one hell of a match up! A 30 minute iron-man match will decide the destanation of the EOF title and you can bet your bottom doller that both men will be going all out for victory! Predidctions? Well both guys will give anything to win so expect the unexpected. Whos gonna win? Well seeing as The Rock isn't a physcic then he simply couldn't say!

Brood 2000 Vs The Kaotic Kidds

These two 'clans' (aww it makes The Rock sick to even say that) have been feuding for the last couple of weeks and dosen't look like stopping any time soon! Tuseday saw the debut of Brujah, and The Rock has to say he was pretty impessed with the hanging of Kaos and Messiah from the top of the cage. But seeing as The Rock thinks Gangrel is a steaming lump of gorrilla turd, then he has to say he hopes Kaos and Co kick the Brood 2000's candy-ass this sunday!

Pie
As The Rock is a great lover of the old pootang pie, he was very dissapointed to see that the EOF is suffering from a conditition known only as "Lackus-of-Poontangus". This conditition can only be cured by the bringing in of hot females....so what The Rock would like to see is EOF westlers getting some valets, namely those of the fairer sex!

New and Old Talent

The Rock is fortunate enough to know alot of the EOF talent on the roster at the minute, as he has worked with them before. But there's alot of new guys too who The Rock isnt so familar with on the roster that hes been impressed with. DarkKnight is one of them, and even though he's a follower of Gangrel, The Rock see's big things for him. GrandMaster Shasta also could go far, but The Rock says he needs to put more effort in.

Ratings

Brood 2000: These guys are fast becoming the most feared stable in the EOF. And The Rock thinks that it won't be long before they get some gold around thier waist, especially now they've added Brujah. Badd Blood could be the Brood 2000's night!

Kidd Kaos: Kaos is doing now exactly what he did in the SWA, using his leadership skills to rise to the top of the fed. But can the VP and his Kaotic Kidds win in their battle with Gangrels Brood 2000?

Messiah: Kaos' buddy has been a little reluctent to get in the ring so far. But The Rock knows what he's capable of so he must be wastched very closely.

Impact Players: Already the tag champs, and at the PPV D-Buff has the chance to become world champ! The Rocks impressed by these guys and see's thier success continuing.

Dave Da Rave: DDR, The Rocks old nemisis back in the SWA. This guy has really earned The Rocks respect, and sooner or later The Rock predicts he'll be the EOF champion...no doubt!

Sykes: Pulled off a great victory to win the IC title from Kaos. But hasn't really capitalised on it yet. May find it hard to keep his title at the PPV.

Disco Stud: Disco has returned and looks to be in great shape. Could win his first belt at the PPV, and then who knows what he's capable of?

Mystic J: Another returning SWA legend, and Mystic will give any thing to win the euro title at the PPV. The Rock predidcts gold to be round Mystics waist in the near future.

Stone Cold: The rattlesnake has taken the EOF by storm and could become the first EOF champ at the PPV. Has looked great in all his matchs, but needs to control his wife Debrah, especially with a title match coming up.

Grandmasta Shasta: The US Champ has a made an impact here in the EOF. The Rock likes this guys style and see's him holding on to his gold for a while longer, but he must get past Lance Storm first, which will not be easy!

Clan Venture: These gothic jabroni's remind The Rock of that other gothic The Undertaker. And just like Taker, these guys can kick ass and have targeted Mystic J. They run in packs so Mystic had better watch his back!

Judge Justice: Justice has also returned and looks to be on a collision course with his one time friend Mystic J. He also has targeted the US title, but his fued with Mystic could affect that.

* If The Rock failed to mention anyone its because they either suck, or The Rock just hasent noticed them!

The time for waiting is over and tonight is the night people will be made famous! Whether its through winning a title, or taking a crazy bump, you can all be sure that tonights PPV will have its heros. Now many people have been asking The Rock just what will his role be at Badd Blood..will he be on the roster or will he be doing something totally different. Well The Rocks role tonight is somewhat of a secret, and thats the way its gonna stay!

The Rock has heard though that the main event of Austin Vs D-Buff will have a major suprise in store...now The Rock can't elaborate but lets just say that if what The Rock heard is true, then tonights main event will take on a whole new signifigence!

The past week has saw the return of Mystic J and Disco Stud, not to mention Justcie. With all these old SWA legends returning, The Rock got on the telephone to another ex SWA star and it looks as though we could have another SWA legend about to join the EOF. Who? Know your damn roles! Do you think The Rocks gonna actually tell you, just watch and find out!

Ok, thats it. Make sure you all enjoy tonight, and look out for The Great One making his special appearence! If you disagreed with anyhting The Rock said..then too bad, go get your own magazine!

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