Episode Song's Lyrics
Lyrics
I've Got A Crush On You
performed by Teri Hatcher in the episode "I've Got A Crush On You".
How glad a million laddiesfrom millionaires to caddies would be to capture me?
But you had such persistance
you wore down my resisitance
I fell and it was swell
You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you I shall never, never know
It's not that you're attractive,but oh my heart grew active when you came into view
I've got a crush on you, sweety pie
All the day nd night time, hear me sigh
I never had the least notion that I could fall with so much emotion
Could you coo
Could you care
for a cunning cottage we could share
The world will pardon my mush
'Cuz I have got a crush, my baby, on you.
Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out
performed by Teri Hatcher in the episode "Double Jeopardy".
Once I lived the life of a millionaire
Spendin' the money I didn't care
Always takin' my friends out for a good time
Buyin' bootleg liquor, champagne and wine
When I began to fall so low
Couldn't find a friend, no place I'd go
If I ever get my hands on a dollar again
I'm gonna squeeze it and squeeze it till the eagles grin
Nobody knows you when you're down and out
In my pocket, not one penny
And my friends...I haven't any
As soon as you get on your feet again
Everybody is your long-lost friend
It's mighty strange, without a doubt
That nobody wants you when you're down and out
Nobody wants you when you're down and out.