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LITTLE FAT COWBOY
(David Baerwald, Will Sexton)


On a dusty piece of no where 
Lived a thousand relatives 
And one day came a little fat cowboy 
With a thousand jobs to give 
Building his empire 
Building his empire 

He shared all of the women's beds 
And the children they pulled his carriage 
While the men all worked until 
Their backs all snapped like twigs 
Building the place where he would live 
Building the place where he would live 

He woke up in a sweat 
About scared half to death 
Oh he was shakin' for a minute or two 
But just went on about his business 

Oooh, oohhoo, little fat cowboy, did you have a bad dream? 
Oooh, oohhoo, little fat cowboy, did you have a bad dream? 
Did you have a bad dream? 

The town's people gathered 
With forks and sharpened knives 
Well did you really think that same pleasant dream 
Would last you the rest of your life 
No, they ate your ass 
They ate your little fat cowboy ass 

And you woke up in a sweat 
About scared half to death 
Oh you were shakin' for about a minute or two 
But just went on about your business 
Oooh, oohhoo, little fat cowboy, did you have a bad dream? 
Oooh, oohhoo, little fat cowboy, did you have a bad dream? 
Did you have a bad dream? 

"Nobody knows me 
And they wouldn't take the time 
Even if I gave em any 
It's so hard to be me in this world. 
I'm a good little cowboy 
It ain't my fault I own half of Dallas 
Oh it's so hard to be me 
God Damn it!" 

Oooh, oohhoo, little fat cowboy, did you have a bad dream? 
Oooh, oohhoo little fat cowboy, did you have a bad dream? 
Did you have a bad dream? 
Did you have a little fat cowboy dream? 
Oooh, oohhoo little fat cowboy oohhoo
Oooh, oohhoo little fat cowboy, did you have a bad dream? 
Oooh, oohhoo little fat cowboy.

* Thanks to A-Town TX for lyric corrections

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