The Quest for Seft
Interlude
By Care
Seft: i be el?

Shiva: ~distant happy laughter~

Siren: el?  you said EL!!!! EL BITE ME!!!

Dracula: ~bares fangs~

Care: ~hisses~

Dracula: ~grabs his 'teddy bear'

Cloud: and now while you guys are trying to figuare out what the author ment by 'teddy bear' i will sing songs... 'FUCK YOUR PERFECTION! your perfection!  you want the personal attention!  YOUR PERFECTION!'

Squall: ~starts to cry~

Straken: squall.... com'on baby.... can't we..... at least still be friends???

**Author: NEW DECISION!!!!  i am sending squall back to whereever the HELL he came from!!!**

FD: HEY!  why does the author get lil stars around her/his name?!?!

Care: don't test.... her/him

Cloud: can't we save a lot of time and instead of calling him/her, him/her call him/her Eden?!?

False Seft: ~blinks in confusion~

Quistis: ~crack whip~ guys we have to save seft!!!!!

Seft: elven?

**Author: oops.... ~sends seft back to strakens evil realm~**

Sefts' Translator: FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!  WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!!!! I WAS BOUT TO GET SOME FROM QUISTI OVER THERE!!!!!!

Care: and to think... all he said was elven

Bahumat: we really need a new thing....

Care: NO!  WE NEED TO SAVE SEFT!!!!!!!!!!

FD: well, we've done the bill clinton thing, el bite me thing, we must save the princess thing.....

** i just got kicked off so e-mail me if you have a new idea!!!!!   i'll even include you in my story!!!! ~gasp~ :) well i'll catch you all later.... egg nog is YUUUUUUuuummmyyyy!!!!!!**

Docter: is that alcohal free

Author: i'm not sure.... the label is all BLLLLlluuuurrrrryyy...

Doctor: ~slaps forehead~
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