Part 4
By Aramina Centu
Erica: Do you know that we have been standing here…..for about 3 hours!! CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE!?
Hiei: Even though I hate this Wisconsin girl…..I have to agree with her!
Brenda: ~swings around a stick~ Come…..I am ready to venture forth…~whistles and looks around~
Everyone: ~start walking towards what they think is the way to Wisconsin~
Sam: This sucks…. ~looks back at Brenda~ Come on! Let’s move!!
Brenda: ~keeps whistling~ I cannot leave without my trusty steed Argo!! ARGO!! ~whistles again~
Sam: GAH! Oh come on!!! I already missed DBZ, Gundam Wing, and OZ! Know I have to live another day without seeing my beloved Beecher! ~sobs~
Erica: ~whines~ I wanna go shopping! I wanna go home! I miss Jon! I miss Carrie screaming PENIS down the hallway! I HATE CANADA!
Sam: Well now, aren’t we demanding!
Hiei: I have an idea!
Erica: Wow….the short man talks….hee hee midget!
Sam: What is it my Hiei-kun?
Brenda: My poor, poor Argo…….he most likely got eaten by a bunch of barbarians or…or…or…some….wolves.
Hiei: We can use my scaly little friend! ~points to his arm~
Sam: ……HIEI! YOU SMALL LITTLE GENIOUS!! ~hugs Hiei and swings him around and around~
Hiei: AHHHHH!
Erica: What scaly little friend?
Hiei: ~grins evilly~ Would you like me to demonstrate?
Sam: ACK! NO! We need her! She knows where Amber and Tabitha lives!!
Hiei: Ahh…..damn…..~sighs sadly the perks up~ When we find them then?
Sam: …….we’ll see..
Hiei: Shweet! ~uncovers the bandage and….well…..something happens though I, as the Author, have no idea what it is because I have never seen this show and I only know these things from what Hiei did to poor, poor Sue and her beloved car Bessa, but to give you an idea of some kind of mental picture think of a giant….black dragon somehow coming out of little Hiei’s arm. How that can happen I have no idea. We only have a few anime shows so….BLAH! Anyway….um…..a big, black dragon….yeah~
Sam: ……….o……..k…..
Erica: That…is some fricked up shit…..
Hiei: ~eyes gleaming evilly~
~Big, Giant Black Dragon appears (Let’s give it a name…since I have no clue what it’s name is. And since we can’t use Killer cause that’s the Donkey-Rabbit’s name….we shall call it……Peanut!) and sits on the ground before Hiei~
Peanut: What is your wish…..um…master?
Hiei: I want you to transport use to Wisconsin! So we may kill…I mean meet some friends of my obsessor!
Sam: I am not obsessed! Well, maybe for a little while about Greg but he is sooooo over now!
Brenda: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure he is!! ~climbs up the Dragons back and sits on it’s head~ ON MY NEWEST MIGHTY STEED!
Hiei: Hey! That’s not fair! It’s my dragon! I should be able to sit on its head!!
Sam: Hiei……just let Brenda have his way…
Brenda: Haha! Your gay!!
Hiei: ~sniffles~ FINE! ~jumps up and helps Sam up~
Erica: Maybe I’ll go take a plane. I don’t need to go to Milwaukee today! ~starts walks towards the town but is stopped as the dragon grabs her by the hood of her jacket and takes off~ HEY! BE CAREFUL! THIS IS A VERY EXPENSIVE ADIDAS JACKET!
Peanut: ~chuckles and flies off~
~somewhere above lake Michigan~
Amber: NO TRUNKS! THIS IS THE WRONG WAY! Your going to Joey and Allen’s house and we want to go to Sam’s house!!
Trunks: Sorry….errr…~debates whether he should accidentally drop Amber in the lake~
Amber: No you shouldn’t! ~clasps onto Trunks’ neck~
Trunks: Grrrr….
~in the Gundam~
Milliardo: Will you get out of the way! I can barely see Trunks anymore and having your arms wrapped around my waist isn’t making this any easier Tabitha!
Tabitha: ~giggles~
Chad: ~Sitting on a bucket behind the seat~ I am not amused!
Tabitha: ~giggles more~
Milliardo: ~rolls eyes~ Must you be like this Chad! We should be there…~watches Trunks change direction~ WHAT!?!? We have been going to wrong way the whole time…..gah….I’ll never be rid of these people!
Tabitha: ~picks up a gun~ Ohhh…..~plays with the trigger~ What will happen if I pull this back…~pulls the trigger~
Milliardo: NO!!
~a gunshot is heard and the monitor goes out~
Tabitha: Oops! ~giggles~ Now we are going to have to find Canada on our own! OH WELL! ~squeezes Milliardo~
Milliardo: Oh God, please save us all!! ~unlatches Tabitha and throws her next to Chad~ I knew I should have threw her into one of the arms!
Chad: ~grins~ So…Tabby….your single right?
Tabitha: ~stares at the wall with wide eyes~ You know….if you stare at it long enough….your eyes get all fuzzy….and…and….~passes out~
Chad: ~blinks and smirks evilly~
~on a blue, flying donkey-rabbit~
Chrysa: How are you doing back there Seft?
Seft: I BE………….ELVEN!!
Chrysa: THAT’S GOOD!
Killer: You are all starting to hurt my back!!
Missy: SQUAWK! I mean…. Chrysa! Did you see where the Gundam and Trunks went? Cause…..I can’t see them!
Seft: ~slaps head~ I be ELVEN! I BE ELVEN I BE EVLEN! I be elven elven elven!!
Chrysa: Um…….no…~looks around the sky~ DAMNIT! BITCH! SHIT! WE LOST THEM! GAH!!! ~slams her head onto Killer’s neck~
Killer: Owww! Do you mind! Even though I am a freak of nature I still have feelings!
Missy: We are LOST!!! AHH! I’M LOST! AND I’M FLYING! I’M A LOST, FLYING, SCARY PERSON WITH A FRIEND THAT CAN ONLY SAY “I BE ELVEN” and “SEE ME POINTY EARS!?!?!” AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chrysa: Missy…..shut the f**k up!
Missy: Ok….~tweets like a bird~ ~a real bird flies over by her~
Bird: Tweet tweet!!! ~hearts are in its eyes~
Missy: ACK! AHHH! BE GONE YOU…..PERVERTED…..BIRD! Yeah!!!
Bird: ~flies circles around Missy~
Seft: ~snickers~ I be elven elven! I be elven! I be, I be elven!!
Chrysa: Someone shot me now!!
Bird: TWWWEEEEEETTTTTT!!! ~lands on Missy’s nose and ruffles it’s feathers~
Missy: ~tries to flick it off, but can’t because she needs her arms to keep flying~
Seft: ~hysterically laughing~
~On the back of a black dragon~
Erica: ~takes a huge breath~ PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Hiei: ~snickers~ PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSS!!
Erica: HA! I beat you, you freaky eyes little twerp!
Sam: Man alive, Amber has some screwed up friends
Brenda: ~sits on the dragon’s head and clucks like a chicken~
Sam: Gah…..It seems I do too….
R. Kelly: I wish that I could hold you now! I wish I could touch you now! I wish I could talk to you somehow!!!
Sam: Where the hell did you come from!?!?!
R. Kelly: ~looks around~ I’m not too sure…..~blinks~
Sara: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! ~leaps and grabs one of R. Kelly’s arms~ I GOT YOU FIRST MY DEAREST JUSTIN!
Heather: ~grabs his other arm~ HE’S MINE!!
Sara: Don’t make me kill you girl! You are only my friend until N’Sync is involved! WHICH IS NOW!!
Heather: The same goes with you blondey!! HE IS MINE!!
Erica: SARA!! HEATHER! PENIS!!
Heather: Penis!!!!!! ~looks at R. Kelly~ Hey! You’re not Justin!!
Sam: What the…….who are you? Where are you people coming from?
Sara: Damnit R. Kelly! Where the hell is Justin!!?!?!
R. Kelly: I took over their show because they had an emergency in Japan….
Heather: Then we don’t need you…~pushes R. Kelly over the side of Peanut~
R. Kelly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- ~splat~ I’m ok!!
Sara: What a waste of time….~looks at Sam, Brenda, and Hiei~ Who the hell are you people?!?
Brenda: I am XENA!!! WARRIOR PRINCESS!!
Heather: ~stares at Brenda~ Wow, your one fucked up person…..you should meet my friend Tabitha!
Erica: I’m so glad you guys are here!! Take me back to Wisconsin! Jon is waiting!
Sara: Sorry Erica! I have to get to Justin first!! Bye!! ~disappears~
Erica: NO! YOU PENIS! NO!!
Heather: I’ll come and get you later!! ~waves and disappears~
Erica: YOU STUPID CUM GUZZILING GUTTER SLUTS!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW!!
Sam: ~blinks~ Guess your stuck with us for a little longer……eh?
Erica: Shut up you…..~swings her purse around and tries to hit Sam…..misses and smacks Hiei instead~
Hiei: OWWW! ~rubs his forehead~ I am really starting to hate you!
Erica: GO ahead and hate me shorty! I now a lot better midgets then you!!!
Sam: And yet…..we still have to find Amber and her annoying friends….How goes it Brenda?
Brenda: COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOOOOOOO! I mean….We are about one fourth of the way there!
Sam: ~sits down~ Well then, I might as well get comfy, this is going to be a long trip….~sighs~
Author Type Person: Ahhhhhhhh yes! Another part down! And another part coming up! ~grins and shakes head~ Magga Cammara!! Now time for the annoying questions……ah hem…What will happen next time? How did the Wisconsin friends get lost? Will Peanut be able to eat Erica? Will Sara and Heather find Justin? Will the love sick bird ever leave Missy alone? Will Trunks ever be rid of Amber? What is Chad thinking? Do we really want to know? Will there be any new characters in our next story?(YEAH) Who might they be? This and so so so so so much more in Part 5 of Mistaken Identity!