Part 8
By Aramina Centu
Kristine: You cannot harm me! I am forever alive!
Sam: That makes little sense
Chad: ~snorts~ Can we say…issues?
Tabitha: ~hides behind Milliardo~ KRISTINE IS HERE TO MAKE ALL OF US AS SICKENING AS HER!
Millardo: There…..there….~oddly pats Tabitha~
Tabitha: ~still geeking out~ AND REBECCA HAS COME TO MAKE ME DO POMS!
Rebecca: 1…2….3…4…5…6…7…8…...2..2…3…4…5…6…7…8..
Chrysa: The dreaded 8-count can do nothing to me! ~kicks Killer in the ribs~ Faster my mighty steed!
Killer: Ow! Hey! Don't be so rough!
Amber: ~whistles and millions of millions of fire lizards appear~
Sam: HOLY SHIT!
Amber: ~blinks~ Opps….wrong whistle! ~whistles again and all but one of the fire lizards disappear~
Queeny: ~lands on Amber's shoulder~ CHIRP!
Amber: AHH! MY EAR DRUM! ~covers ears and whistles one more time~
~a giant gold dragon appears~
All the Wisconsin People: IT'S TIARATH!
Tiarath: ~roars~
Brenda: ~blinks~
Sam: ~blinks~
Chad: ~blinks~
Trunks: ~blinks~
Millardo: ~blinks~
Hiei: ~blinks~
Peanut: ~opens mouth and drools~ Wooooooow…….preeeeeeeeetty…..
Sam: ~looks at Peanut~ Dear….gosh…..no..
Amber: ~leaps onto Tiarath's back~ AWAY MY DRAGON!
Tiarath: ((Alrighty then!))
Queeny: ~nods head~
~a little to the left~
Chrysa: My steed and I will destroy you!
Rebecca: You cannot harm me with your little donkey-rabbit!
Chrysa: ~slices sword through the air~ Wanna bet?
Rebecca: ~opens mouth and a flame shoots out of it, melting the sword~
Chrysa: Damnation! How did you learn to do that?
Rebecca: I never give away my secrets!
Chrysa: You suck!
Rebecca: Yes….a…lot!
Chrysa: GA………..ROSS!!
Rebecca: POWER UP!! ~leaps out of her car and twirls around~ POM POM POWER! ~insert Sailor Moon transforming…..here~
Chrysa: CHEERLEADING POWER!! ~again with the Sailor moon transforming thing~
~both girls appear in their Cedar Grove-Belgium Rockets uniforms~
Rebecca: PINK POM POM ATTACK! ~dozens of poms attack Chrysa~
Chrysa: AHHH! ~ducks left and right trying not to get hit~ Don't go there girl! CHEER RA RA RA…………ATTACK!! ~thousands of cheerleaders appear and start shouting cheers at Rebecca~
Rebecca: AHHH NO!! MY POWER! DRAINING! ~she slowly starts to melt away~ I'M MELTING…..Melting….melting…m..e…..l….ti….n……..g…~dies~
Chrysa: YEAH!! GO TEAM! ~does a toe-touch and the a cartwheel~
~back on Peanuts back~
Sam: ~looking at her cards~ I throw in 50 cents…
Sara: ~looks from Sam to Chad~ I raise your 50 cents to a dollar.
Brenda: That's too rich for my blood!
Chad: I'm in….~throws in the money~
Erica: Same here…..~grinning wildly at her cards~
Tabitha: ~standing over by Hiei poking his third eye~ Hee hee…POKE! POKE!
Author: Happy now Tabby?
Hiei: Knock it off!
Tabitha: ~poke~
Hiei: ……..
Tabitha: ~pokes~
Hiei: …………..
Tabitha: ~pokes~
Hiei: ……………………….grrr…..
Tabitha: ~giggles wildly and pokes him again~ WHEEE!!
Hiei: GAH! ~lunges at Tabitha, trying to strangle her~
Millardo: STOP THAT AT ONCE LITTLE ONE!!
Hiei: ~stops trying to kill Tabitha~ Little one?
Millardo: Yes….you are really short kid.
Hiei: ~lip start to tremble~
Millardo: Don't take it so hard. I'm sure you'll grow up some day!
Hiei: I ALREADY AM GROWN UP! ~runs to Sam, crying~
Tabitha: Millardo!! You saved me! ~hugs him~ I always knew you would fall for my grace and beauty!
Millardo: ~blinks~
Sam: ~plays her cards while trying to comfort Hiei~ I have two aces, a queen, a duce, and a three!
Erica: Heh heh…..dush….
Sara: Oh ewww!! ~looks at her cards~ I have three fives
Erica: ~shows her cards to everyone~ I have three jacks! ~points to the first card~ YOU CAN SEE HIS PENIS!
Chad: I have an…..eight…..a nine……a six…..a ace……and a joker.
Sam: YOU MORON! Why didn't you fold!
Sara: How did he get the joker?
Sam: Alright! New game! Black Jack!
~back by Amber and Kristine~
Kristine: It's down to just you and me! The winner can return to school with friends and the other must be the reject, agreed?
Amber: You mean kind of like you are right now?
Kristine: I will have your friends Amber! I will have them if it's the last thing I do!
Amber: ~blinks then coughs something about a 'carpet munch'~
Kristine: It is time for you…To…Be….DESTROYED!
Amber: Not if I, the great Knight/Dragonrider have anything to say about it! FLY TIARATH!
Tiarath: ~flaps her wings and goes higher into the air~
Kristine: ~follows, slowly transforming into…a…..BEAST~
Amber: ~swings around Aramina's sword~
Aramina: ~appears out of nowhere, hovering~ How did you get that?
Amber: I stole it! Now get away!
Aramina: Why I never!! ~disappears~
Amber: Anyway….~goes back to swinging around her stolen sword~
Kristin: ~Is now 20 times bigger then Peanut and Tiarath together and looks like a 20 times bigger Kristine….hence the beast~
Amber: Oh….f***
Kristine: ~roars~ I WILL EAT YOU!!
Amber: NO!! WAY!! ~flys around Kristine's leg, poking and jabbing at it
with
her sword~
Aramina: My sword!!
Author: Whatever!
Kristine: You little pest! You cannot harm me!
Tiarath: ~latches onto Kristine's leg and doesn't let go~
Amber: ~whistles and millions and millions of Fire Lizards appear~
Queeny: ~leaps off of Amber's shoulder and flies to the lead of Fire Lizards~ ~she chirps loudly a few times and they all hovers around Amber, lifting her into the air~
Amber: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kristine: Yummy…..appetizers! ~eats a little brown fire lizard named Bob~
Amber: NO!! BOB!! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~takes a breath~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~takes another breath~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kristine: ~laughs evilly and flicks fire lizard wings out of her teeth~
Amber: YOU WENT TO FAR YOU UGLY BITCH! ~with the help from her many fire lizards, she lunges at Kristine's, throat and rips it apart(Graphic, no?)
Kristine: Noooo!!! I'm dying! ~quickly shrinks and dies~
Amber: ~makes the peace sign~ I just killed a beast! ~flys back to Peanut~
Chrysa: ~does the same~
Tabitha: ~rubs hands together looking at both dead Kristine and Rebecca~…..wow…..COOL! Now we can finally get to the point of this entire story.
Sam: ~gets up~ Finally! I am all out of money!
Erica: HEY! This is Canadian money!
Sam: Duh! I am from Canada!
Erica: This does me no good! It's pretty much worthless! ~growls and throws the money off Peanut~
Sam: HEY! I can still use that!
Erica: To bad now. It's allllll the way down there! ~points to the ground~
Author: I want everyone to know that this is so hard for me to write that it's making me mad! ~Nods~ Continue reading!
Tabitha: Ok! Now that all the conflicts are over all we have to do is use him ~points to Hiei~ to find Kurama!
Amber: Good plan!
Sam: ~looks at Hiei~ Can you do it my little fire demon?
Hiei: ~whips away a few tears and nods~
Sam: Exxxxxcelent!
Brenda: Now! We must…~dramatic pause~ GO FIND KURAMA!
Amber: ….um…yeah?
Tabby: Alright! Let's go….
Chad: Yeah! ~goes and hugs Tabby~ So how you doing?
Tabby: GET AWAY!
Chad: Check! ~sits down~
Sara: Ok, I've been playing long enough! ~gets up~ Now I have to go find two men! Justin and Jared! (Aka…THE PRICK!)
Amber: ~takes a deep breath~ He's a prick! He's a prick! He's a prick! He's a prick prick prick! He's a prick! He's a prick! He's a prick prick prick! He's a prick! He's a prick prick prick! ~bows~ Thank you!
Sara: ~hits Amber~ Stop it!
Amber: ~sobs~ I CAN'T!
Tabby: ~slaps forehead and starts dancing for no reason~
Chrysa: Um….can we go now?
Jamie: Yeah, I have work in a few hours!
Erin: I have to get going too!
Natasha: So do I.
Nicole: I can stay! I have nothing better to do! ~Nods~
Carrie: I'll stick around too!
Jamie: Ok! BYE! ~hops into her flying car~
Erin and Natasha: SEE YAS! ~hop in the car and it flies away~
Sam: Amber….I have to say you have the most fucked up friends…
Erica: WAIT TAKE ME WITH! NOOOOOOOO!
Milliardo: ~coughs and extends hand to Tabitha~ To my now magically fixed Gundam?
Tabitha: Hee hee….~takes his hand and walk to the Gundam~
Trunks: Well, it looks like I should be leaving now…..~turns on his heel~
Amber: NO! ~grabs onto him~ NO!! You are staying here! We can ride Tiarath!
Tiarath: ((Do I have any say in this?))
Amber: Nope…
Queeny: ~lands on Sam's shoulder and starts pecking at her head~
Sam: Ow! Bitch! That hurts! ~tries hitting the fire lizard~
Queeny: ~bites onto Sam's finger and flys into the air~
Sam: AHHH! GET IT OFF!
Chrysa: Ahhh! Sammy made a friend!
Sam: Screw that! ~picks up Hiei and whips him around trying to hit Queeny~ STAY STILL YOU DAMN BIRDY THING!
Missy: ~flaps wings~ I'M A BIRDY! TWEET!
Heather: ~appears~ HA! HA HA HA! I FOUND JUSTIN! I FOUND HIM! NOW HE IS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Sara: OH HELL NO! HE IS MINE! ~disappears~ AWAY!
Heather: I think not my blonde friend! For only I know where he is! ~grabs Erica's hand~ You can come with!
Erica: Good! Drop me off in Milwaukee before anything though!
Heather: Umm….no…~disappears with Erica~ ~In the midst of where their voices were be you can here two girls saying, "And you? YOU'RE A BITCH!"~
Brenda: ~dances around like a ballerina~ La la la la la la la la! I mean….so now who is all left! ~says this all is a deep masculine voice~
Kenny: Yo yo yo! What up my hommies! WORD!
Sam: ~groans~ Kenny? You're here? HOW?
Kenny: Get me bitch! I was like, chilling and doing my thing! And then I appeared. Is that werid or what? WORD!
Amber: It's you! That bastard guy who I talked to over the chats! Pt-cha!
Kenny: Boy YE! WORD!
Chad: We almost have the whole gang here! Gee isn't that wonderful?
Chrysa: ~hops on Killer's back~ I'm flying back to Wisconsin! All these Canadians are scaring the crap out of me! ~twirls her baton~ See ya! Come on Missy, come on Seft! Let's fly away! ~the four disappear in the sunset~
Amber: Um…wait a minute….that leaves me….
Tabby: Me too!
Nicole: ~pokes a stick into Peanuts neck~ Woooooooooooow! Um…me too!
Carrie: And me! The wonderful me! Woo hoo!
Tabby: Are you telling me that out of all our friends only four of us are left!?
Nicole: Yep…..we are…not loved!
Amber: GAH!
Carrie: There are now more Canadians then us….ooo….freaky!
Amber: Trippy!
Tabby: Wiggy!
Nicole: Zanny!
All Canadians: Uh…huh…
Wisconsiners: BLAH!
Sam: ok now we have to get back to the plot! Cause I swear out of all the stories you have yet to write Amber this is the one series thatis so off subject you can't even tell what it's about.
The True Amber Ferraino(yeah yeah Sam its close to you're The Real Sam Kelly but bite me!): Dude! Bite me! You try writing this story then! If that's what you want go right ahead!
Sam: Nah, that'd take too much of my energy. I'll just criticize you some more. You suck!
The True Amber Ferraino: That's it! Because I am the Author now all you Canadians have to wear 50s prom dresses till the end of this series! ~zaps them all in big puffy prom dresses~
Sam: ~wearing a blue, no strap, not being able to breath dress with a lot of that crinoline on it~ ACK! ~shakes fist~ I'll get you for this!
Brenda: ~in a hideous red dress with an ugly red flower on the front of it~ Oooo…silky!
Chad: ~is wearing a huge green dress that's way to big on him and shows way too much clevage(shudder)~ I really don't think green is my color!
Kenny: ~wearing a yellow dress with a hoop in the bottem of it~ Come on this isn't far! I just came in on this story!
TTAF: Take that! No one defies me! MO HA HA HA! ~coughs~ HA HA HA!
Narrator Type Person: Ok, this story had some strange rings to it if I do say so myself. But wasn't it great……no? I figured that! Give me a break! I've been busy and my mind isn't where it should be! So blah on all of you! MI9 will be better I hope. This one is just weird. Now to the part you all wait for. Will the four Wisconsiners and the four Canadians have conflict? Will they each want to beat each other to a bloody pulp? Whatever happened to Tabby and Milliardo going to his Gundam? Who put the bop in the sho-bop shi-bop? Who put the pop in Wisconsin? There isn't any pop in Wisconsin cause its called SODA DAMNIT! ~coughs~ Until…. later….. yeah… how you doing?