Part 8
By Care
Care: ~BLINK~ so suddenly your on our side?
FD: II CCRRRYYIINNNNGGG I'm Ccrrryyinnnggg.....
.... no you aren't
FD: suffication no breathing, don't give FUCK if i cut my own breatthing....
Zell: YOUR SUICIDAL TOO?!!??!!!?
Siren: you half ass, that's papa roach
Zell: i don't like roaches ~shakes head~
Squall: maybe i won't be gay for a day............
FD: and i'm contplating suicide......
Shiva: ~eats some lucky charms~ ribbit....
False Seft: you guys don't know what a PLOT is do you?
Care: ~modest shrug~
FD: i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady...
Zell: NOOOOO!!!!! ~commits suicide~
Cloud: is that healthy?
Squall: ~pulls out her erch, his gunblade~ HEY!!!! the auther is being meeeeaaannnn.... rinoa....
Rinoa: ~is ummm busy~ BUSY!!!!!!!
Bill Clinton: HELLLL YYYAAA!!!!!!
**shudder**
FD: my penis is the size of a penut, have you seen it? FUCK NO YOU AI'T SEE IT!!!! it's the size of a PENUT!
Tifa: hee hee, he said penis.... we know what this means.
Carbuncle: fd, we already knew that ~puts on his superman costume~ now i must FLYYY AWWWAYYY!!!!
Sephiroth: ~takes a drag on his pot~ ~eats some crack~ ~eats some ectasy~ ~takes another drag~ i-- i'm fiiiinnnnnneeeeee ~eye twitches~
False seft: ~throws everyone in the portal~
FD: MMMAAGGIIICCC MMMUUUSSSHHHHRRRROOOOMMMMSSS!!!!!!
Care: SIGH
(everyone realizes they're in the pokemon world)
(cheesy music starts to play) WE ALL LIVE IN A POKEMON WORLD POKE--
Ifrit: ~blows up the track~ :)
Editor: HEY!!! THAT COSTED 2 MILLION!!!!
Care: *cough* RIP OFF *cough, cough*
FD: .... why am i seeing little pink things....
Doctor: ......... maybe it's your magic mushroom.
FD: ~looks at mushroom~ oh.
Pickachu: PIKA!
EV: ~appears out of no where~ DIIIIEEEE!!!!!
EVIL pickachu: are you eminem? HEE HE!!! un EDITED MUSSIIICCC!!!!!
FD: ~breaks in the little music room and puts in some decent music~
(Korn starts to play 'Falling Away from Me')
Care: why are we here again??
False Seft: ........ i would tell you but this pickachu is entertaining me
Squall: ~slashes a tree down~ now i remember why i don't usually do this, look at my nails now they're all fraying and-- i mean------ MUUUhahhahahha!!! i cut down i tree! now i must go do manly....... stuff... YEAH!!!1
Quistis: WHICHIA!
Cloud: HHHEEELLL YYAAAA!!!!!
Tifa: HEY! ~rips off her shirt~
FD: ~stops what he's doing and runs over by tifa: WHOOoooo
Irvine: ~stops running from quisti and comes over by tifa~ heLLOOO tifa!
Tifa: ~broad smile~ oh look.... A PENNY!!!!!
FD: mmmmmmmmmmm....
Care: ~starts to walk over to false seft~
False seft: pika pika pika... hee hee
Care: ~sigh~ i'll just save seft by myself then... ~runs off heroic music playing~~stops running~ HELLO!!!! did i TELL you to stop my korn cd? ~kills the music pplS~ Ha.
Ash Ketchum: gotta CATCHUM ALLLL!!!!!!!!!
Brock: ~sighs w/ bordem~~sees tifa~ WHA HOO!!!!!
Misty: i am a bitch on CrAcK!!!
Siren: ~points to sephiroth and rinoa~ go there misty you'll fit RIGHT in
Sephiroth: ~eye twitches~ must get a magic mushroommmmmm....
Tifa: ~is STIIIILLL picking up the penny (she can't really stand up with five guys on her back)
Quistis: ~puts down her whip~ ~adjusts her glasses angrily~ I CAN BEAT THAT!!!!!!
** will quistis every be able to beat tifa? will she pick up her whip? i would say more but i ate so many magic mushrooms that i can't remeber the rest of the plot ^_^* well i have some friends to talk to now **
~the camera is still on~ hi sephiroth! good show, i think that you--
Sephiroth: yes you can have the spare pot.
Author: YESSS!!!! ~looks at the camera~ ummm.... FUCK!!!!
~throws various rocks at you~~you fall over and forget EVERYTHING you just read.... OKAY?!?~