Part 3
By Care
Seft: i be elven....
Quistis: you know i really wish that translator thing was still around...
Blonde: ~slowly chews gum in a rythmitatic sound~
Tifa: ...... gum rhymes with cum
Siren: which rhymes with gun!
Rinoa: which rhymes with sex. ~nod~ everything rhymes with sex.... even
virgin.......
Care: do we have NO poetic talent?
Destyle: ~raises a kiwi high in the sky~ there... i made a rhyme. high... sky.... SEE?!?!
FD: ummmm.... should we be worring bout that big ugly trans thing.....?
Zell: no thankyou... i'm just fine FD--
Care: i BELIEVE he was refering to the translator but if the discription fits......
Squall: i should join a band.
Siren: YEAH! and it would be called the band of GAYS and EVERYONE would join just to have a GiAnT BiG GaY ORRRGGGYYYY!!!!!!! AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AD: you need help
Destyle: i have more poetic talent... observe
Cloud: i really do NOT want to observe...
Ajala: can we ban kiwis?
Destyle: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! what would i HUMP?!?!!?!?!?
Care: i dunno... Ajala?
Destyle: she doesn't have enough texture!
Shiva: ~LARGE BLINK~
FD: observe the cleavage.
Irvine: GLADLY!
Destyle: NEways... i have a song to write ~pulls out a guitar~ ~SSSTTTTRRRUUMMMM~
Tifa: hmmmm...... strum kinda sounds like scrotum
Care: can we take care of the bad guy before we brake out into song????
Destyle: ~ignores Care like usual~ ~squeeky musical voice~ once i had a kiwi... i said i'd like to hump thee... it said okay... and then that day... i humped my kiwi........ oooooohhhhhh my KIIIWWWIIII!!!!!!!! ~breaks his guitar over the author's head~
**Author: good bye destyle.... ~destyle is deleted~**
Destyle: uuhhhh...... no i'm not... oh well.... now my song...
Kiara: i am a 1 month old.
AD: i smoke...... 'pretty leaves'
Care: THE BAD GUY PLEASE!
Irvin: eww..... he's UgLy!!!
Squall: PSSSHHHTTT!!!!!
Zell: squall... care to dance?
Destyle: the monkay was a pretty boy ~strum strum~ and yet he did not have a toy...~strum strum~ til he bought Care, and had a affair..... his life was then............ ~strum~ COOOMPPPPLEEEETTTEEEE!!!!!!!
Care: i believe you confused your name with mine in that song.
Ajala: does anyone care that destyle humps kiwis?!?
Destyle: ~throws away a picture of Ajala... puts a picture of a kiwi in the frame~ ...... it's so perfect!
Seft: i be elven..... ~shudder~
Translator: that's REALLLLLYYYY fucked up in a krinky way...
Shiva: okay... that thing is getting REALLLY annoying.... ~kills it~
Translator: damnnn.... i'm gone ~magically disappears~
**Author: hey... i got sick of the ass ~shrug~ too much power**
Care: well... now what?
Destyle: i can raise an army of kiwis to kill you all!
Seft: i i be el elven!
Care: seft agrees.... and there we have it. congrats dessie, you finally get to do something constructive.... BESIDES for humping things ^_^
**Author: and now... as the end is near.... destyle has come forth a pathetic gay man who is EVIL!!!!!!! and heres a pitiful pat on his shoulder...... ~knocks dessie unconcious~ well, i must still save the princess ~nods and flies away with bahumat and Carbuncle**
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!