Part 1
By Jesse
~ Hi....my name is Jeans........I just thought i'd give you guys some background info on me and my stories......First off.....i am insane......learn that now......it gives you a better grasp on the mindless babble i write......Second.........all of this comes out my ass and onto paper.......so don't be offended by any thing.........Third......these stories are not meant t have a plot.....if they do....its my fault.......and i apoligize now..........And last......I am sick in the head and body......i don't know what is going down on paper......so don't worry about any thing.........Now for some info on my characters........Jesse and Jeans are my main characters...but we veer off them quite often...........Jesse, Tabby, Jenny, Kira, Caity, Melissa, and Mimi are real people.....beleive it or not........but often they will exibit characteristics that are not like them and they will sometimes be very much like themselves....but you will find out about them as we go along......Jeans, Kimathy, Zippy, and Missa are my made up characters....there will be more as i go along but for now...there are these......and because i am making this up as i go..........i have no idea what these characters are like.....they are based on real people but exibit traits very unlike those people i based them on......so ne way......there will be additional real and made up but based on real people as i go.......don't worry.........so hey.......have fun reading my stories...because i will frequently talk to you or myself when i write.......so yea........im gonna be done know.........BYE!!!!!!!!!!(sadistical laughter is heard in background)~ and wut u just heard was the introduction to the Where are We story......please listen now for part 1 of the Where are We Story........
Where are We?
Part 1 - By Jeans......the last person any one would expect to write any thing......
~Hello......i am the author of this messed up story.....i will be addressing you every so often...just to keep you posted.....i am going to be introducing new characters......no plot though......hmmmm......oh well........~
~ A relativly normal day in Cedar Grove....the hick town in the middle of nowhere.....begins with Jesse......waking up.....isn't that exciting?~
Jesse: ~Stretches.....immediatly picks up phone and calls Tabby~Hey hun......sup?
Tabby:~in a far away telephone voice~Nothing hun.....do you know where Jenny and Kira are? I lost them last night at Caity's party.
Jesse:I wouldn't know......i think they went off with those guys.....you know.....the ones that had the car of a million colors.
Tabby: ~Still in that far away telephone voice~Thats too bad......i was planning on taking us to....you know.....that place.
Jesse:~With enthusium~Oooooooo.....really? How fun.....i havent seen Jeans in ages!!!
Tabby:~Same voice......how dull~I know.....I havent seen Kimathy or Missa in forever either!!!
Jesse:Well then...we must go and find Kira and Jenny.....and Caity.....I know she would want to come too.
Tabby:~God.....how dull can a telephone voice get?~Ok then.....meet you at your house in an hour.
Jesse: Kay then hun.....see you in 60!!!Bye!!! Hugs!!!!
Tabby:~My God is this getting dull!!!~Alright! Bye!!
Jesse:~ Hangs up phone and proceeds to dance aroundher house getting ready to go to thier "secret place".....don't watch...this is awful.....~
~That PLace~
Jeans: WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All jump out of various places and hit their heads on things
Kimathy:~Rubbing a spot on her head~What did u do that for Jeans? I was dreaming about that guy.....Taylor....that was in Mimi's yearbook.....we were in Cedar Grove......and we were * Edited for my sanity*.
Missa: ~Shudders......staggers over to a bucket......pukes......pukes again....~That.......is......diguisting........~pukes 1 more time~
Jeans: I agree...although I have a better stomach then Missa......we don't need to hear about your dreams......we have to watch you in real life....isn't that bad enough?
Kimathy:~sighs~I happen to have a big mouth....put up with it.
~Big mouth? Thats an understatement.~
Kimathy:~Glancing up~ Oh shut up, you disembodied voice you!!
~Why should i? It's my story isn't it?~
Missa:~Wiping her mouth out~The author has a point.......i'd listen to her if i were you.....she could give you a.......a......a shoe for a body. now couldn't she?
~Thank you for the suggestion~
Kimathy:~Body is now a big ugly shoe~How dare you do this to me.....you.....you...... weirdo!!!!
~Thank you for the compliment.......i know i am weird.....and i'm pround of it~
Kimathy:~Face as red as this gosh darn light on my mouse~Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!Go suck on your boyfriend's-
~Now now...no foul language......only i get to say bad things.....and you can if i want you to...but for now.....no!!!!Hahaha!
Kimathy:~Muffled sound is heard~
~Now, wouldn't you like me to give you your body back.....and your ability to say swear words?~
Kimathy:~Nods enthusiastically~
~There, back to normal...now hurry along and get on with this plotless story...and if you dare to challenge the all powerful author again.......i will delete you from the story~
Jeans:Go author!!!!~Shakes hand at sky~
~Thank you Jeans.....now.....on with the story~
Jeans: Oh......right~Looks disapointed~Any way......we need to go and find the mystical orb whose powers are unknown but would be most helpful to us.
Kimathy and Missa:~groan....loudly......for a very long time~
Jeans: Shut up you 2......we must go and find the orb!!!!
~They walk off as a bright blue sun rises over the mountains beyond.........a blue sun? I think this cold medicene is getting to me......~
~Back in the middle of nowhere, otherwise known as Cedar Grove~
Jesse: Now where could Kira, Jenny and Caity be?~Whistles a dog call and calls them as if they were dogs~KIRA.......JENNY.........CAITY........HERE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!
Tabby: Where are they.......that car should be recognized any where....but no one has seen it.....
Melissa and Mimi:Hi guys!!
Jesse:Aaahh!!!! Where did you guys come from?
Mimi: I have no idea......we were just sitting at home......playing our pokemon game......and then i felt a big pulling on my whole body....and we were here.
Melissa:BEEEP!!!!!~loudly yelling at Tabby~
Tabby: Yea..... i know Melissa......you were freaked out....i get it
Jesse: I still dont know how you can understand her.......that beeping really gets on my nerves.
Tabby: I still think that our messed up genes did it........although her only being able to beep and yell belly button and twitch is pretty annoying......
Melissa: TWITCH!!!!!!!BEEBEEBEEP!!!!!
Tabby: Ok Melissa........calm down.....we will find kira for you so she can give you back your camera that sees through walls...by the way Jesse........hows that stalking thing going any way?
Jesse:Oh...pretty good......those pictures turned out great.......thanks for letting me use your dark room.
Tabby: ~Shrugs~Any thing for joshes stalker.
~Pardon me if you do not understand.......long story........maybe i will tell it one of these days..........any way........cover yourself tabby....hes going to do things to us!!!~
Josh:~Popping up out of nowhere~ Did i hear my name come up?
Jesse: Josh!!!!Where did you come from?~Hugging him tight and kissing him repeatedly~
Mimi:Yea.......did you feel a pulling on your body and then you were here?
Josh:~Putting hands up~Yea!!! I was playing my Diablo 2 game and then i was here!!! How did you know?
Mimi: Melissa and i had the same thing hap-
~Melissa, Mimi, and Josh disapear in a rush of wind~
Jesse and Tabby: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Tabby: Where do they come from and why are they disapearing?
Jesse: I don't know.....but we have to find Kira, Jenny and Caity and then find out why this is happening!!!!
Tabby:Yes...lets go!!
~They rush off into the sunrise......searching for their lost friends.....my God is this getting corny....someone stop me before i go too far~
~Somewhere in a multicolored car~
Jenny: We are lost~hangs head~
Kira:Ha!! Don't worry...we will br found....some day!!
Caity: Does anyone have any pills?
~And that concludes the first part of my story......and as i look back.......MY GOD!!!!! THERE IS SOMEWHAT OF A PLOT!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE IT REALLY HAS ONE!!!!!!!! Any way.....will Jesse and Tabby ever find Kira, Jenny and Caity? How are all the people appearing and disappearing? Where exactly is "that place"? And what did Kimathy dream about? Will Jeans, Missa and Kimathy ever find the mysterious orb......and wut are its powers? Will i ever learn how to write without a plot?Will i ever get over this cold?All this and more in Part 2 of..... Where are We?..... Whenever i get really bored and have alot of spare time.....i will write more......hahahaha........GOODBYE!!!!!!! for now.......(evil laughter is heard from a distance as our camera pans off of this pyschotic author)~ thanks for listening folks...tune in next time to hear the second part of.....Where are We?....hahahahaha