Pie

Mmmm Mmmm mmmm mmmm You know, The Rock's gonna tell you a little story, You ain't gonna believe it, But he's gonna tell you anyway, It's tough to be The Rock Nah, nah, nah, shut your mouth, no,no It really is, Even though The Rock...The Rock is the MOST electrifying man in all of show biz You see, when The Rock gets too much, Too much of the fame and all the bright light He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight. Slick Rick: Welcome to Rick's Bakery. Hey, wait a minute, aren't you the famous Rock? The Rock: Yeah, The Rock, The People's Champ in the house. What's up there Slick? Slick Rick: You have gotta take pictures with me before you leave, guy. The Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! The Rock doesn't wanna tak pictures! The Rock just                      wants a piece of pie, you got any of that in this bakery? Slick Rick: I've got every kind of pie you can think of. I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie,                           apple pie.... The Rock: Blueberry, what? No, no,no,no,whoa,whoa. Actually Slick, it doesn't matter what                       kind of pie you have. Let The rock tell you a story about pie. Drivin' down south though quickly aroused, when my car caught a flame on this old farm house. I hope somebody's home, takin' a chance at it, knock on the door and this fine chick answered, "you're The Rock!" "Can I use your phone?" "I'm shakin', sure if you try some of these pies I'm bakin'" Daisy Duke shorts on 5 foot stood said "Sure what the heck, I mean it did smell good" So The Rock went in towards the vapor, there's her grandmother, aunt and a chinese neighbour? Well, The Rock is gonna tell you again, See, it's tough to be The Rock, Yeah, The Rock knows that might sound crass, And, oh, by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room, you can all come kiss The Rock's @#$! Cause you know, after The Rock lays the smackdown on some big, fat , ugly hermaphrodite, The Rock needs a little distraction, and a slice sounds just right. The Rock said, "Thanks ladies" and more kind words Grandmother said, "Be polite, eat mine first" So I sat down, tried her's and she looked quite glad, Had a strange mold taste but it wasn't so bad The Rock having pie in the country, I devored her's and aunts but still I was hungry, That's all? Rock said, Bored, reading the papers till finally a plate of the next door neighbours I gulped it down fast cause it really did please , I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talking Chinese! Ching dong wing dong ching bon aieeee!! that good pie! Slick: Oh that's the pie you was talking about. Rock: Yeah, and The Rock knows the millions can smell it now, It's tough to be The Rock No, no it really is, Because, when The Rock gets too much, Too much of the fame and all the bright light, He loves to kick back and have a slice--NO,NO,NO,NO! The Rock's gonna eat THE WHOLE DAMN PIE!!!!