Thirties
What can I say?
July 2000
Hair dye, very dark, checking effect. I was blonde all my life, now look! Thorazine, anyone?
October 2000
Another attempt to assume recommended postures - et voila!
February 2001
What was I doing with my face? These were recklessly taken at Derby train station, after a night's drinking. I look like I've been dug up. There is no question: these are the worst set of photos in my long and illustrious career.
April 2001
You can get 16 small photos for £1 from the digital booths. In these my hair appears to be green, plus I am transformed into Karen Carpenter's blood relative . You can't say fairer than that.
April 2001
The bells, the bells! Taken at the suggestion of friends. It's obvious I was not fully prepared. Also hungover from eating a large quantity of Haribo jelly sweets too early in the morning.
October 2001
These were taken to show off the hat. Look at the hat! I'm rather impressed by these photos as I appear quite dynamic and 'fun'. They are still bad though.
December 2001
Oh dear. Don't you think I look like Calista Flockhart from Ally Mcbeal in that top photo? Is that a yes or a no? What? Charles Hawtry? Screw you, and your horse.
1 January 2002
The person on the right is Gemma's cousin Fay, Gemma herself is in the middle, only just visible. It was a lot of fun taking these.
2 January 2002
Somebody call a doctor, quick!
5 May 2002
Funny, after those ones, I did have to go to the doctors. The ones above were taken at Oxford Railway Station. I am on tip-top form.
