You may be an Engineer...

1. if you introduce your significant other as 'mypartner@home.spouse'.
2. if you have ever introduced your kids by the wrong names.
3. if your spouse sends you an e-mail message instead of just calling you to dinner.
4. if the main thing you look forward to at Christmas is assembling the kids' toys.
5. if all you want for Christmas is a 10x CD-ROM drive.
6. if the first thing you turn to in the paper every morning is the Dilbert comic strip.
7. if you have ever used coat hangers or duct tape for anything other than hanging coats or taping ducts.
8. if your idea of a great evening's entertainment is fast-forwarding through science fiction movies looking for technical inaccuracies.
9. if you don't even know where the cover to your PC is any more.
10. if you have never backed up your hard drive
11. if you own a set of those itty-bitty screwdrivers, but can't remember where they are.
12. if you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
13. if you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting.
14. if you need a checklist to turn on your TV.
15. if your lap-top computer cost more than your car.
16. if you thought the _real_ heros of the movie "Apollo 13" were the mission controlers.
17. if you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project.
18. if you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
19. if your I.Q. number is higher than your weight (in pounds).
20. if all the jokes you know were received via email.