Deeez Nuuuts

 

{*dial tone, then numbers being dialed*}

 

[Warren G]

Let me call this old bitch, see what this bitch doin

{*mumbling*} Call this bitch, raggedy-ass, shit man

 

[Some Gal] Hello?

[Warren G] Whassup?!

[Some Gal] Nothin, whatchu doin?

[Warren G] Nuttin, just kickin it

[Some Gal] Are y'all done?

[Warren G] Nah, whatchu gon' do today?

[Some Gal] Umm.. pick up my stuff from the cleaners

[Some Gal] Might go get my nails done

[Warren G] Seriously

[Some Gal] Why whassup?

[Warren G] Ay did did did whats-a-name done get at you yesterday?

[Some Gal] Who?

[Warren G] {*singing*} Deeez nuuuts!

[Some Gal] Aw shut up nigga!

 

[comedy skit]

"I wanna ask you one question

If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?"

I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."

She said, "Well.. daddy if I had some nuts

on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"

I said, "Hell yes!"

She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin

would those be chin-nuts?"

I said, "Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!" {*echoes*}

 

Chiggie check

[Andre] Microphone, check one

Chiggie check

[Andre] Microphone, check two

Chiggie check

[Andre] Microphone, check three

[Snoop] Check game from the no-torious Compton G

 

[Dr. Dre]

Back with some shit that gots to bump 

As you pull up in the park you pops the trunk

Just to floss it like a motherfuker, clownin an' shit

Got the Dana's on your hooptie and your fly-ass bitch

Throw off, go off, show off, I take that hoe

If she proper, I'ma pop her, the hole hopper

It's back on the track

With big money, big nuts, and a big fat chronic sack

 

[Snoop]

So Daz, step up on they ass

And give these motherfuckers a blast from the past

 

[Daz]

Diggidy Daz out of the cut with some shit that I wrote

With my nigga D-R-E, so you know I must be dope

But uh, rat-tat-tat-tat that ass

Startin static with Dre, make way for the AK

that I bring as I slang like cavi

Not from Kris Kross but they call me Mac Daddy

Had he, not known about the city I'm from

Long Beach, tic tac, grab your gat, watch your back

Here I come, stompin in my kahki suit

B.G. from the hood, kinfolk Eastwood

God damn, I ripped up, flipped up, and skipped up

on top of things as they swing towards my ding-a-ling

 

[Snoop]

But could you raise up off his nuts?

Cause Dr. Drizze's about to rizzip shit up

 

Chiggie check

[Andre] Microphone, check one

Chiggie check

[Andre] Microphone, check two

Chiggie check

[Andre] Microphone, check three

[Snoop] You're tuned to the sounds of the D-R-E

 

[Dr. Dre]

Now check me out, it's back to the old school

Where the niggaz get they strap on, don't nobody cap on

Slap on some D-R-E

Or some funky ass shit by the D-O-double-G-Y D-O-double-G

Real G's who drop ki's

Protect these, N-U-T's, so nigga please

Peep out my manuscript

You'll see that it's a must I drop gangsta shit (BE-OTCH!)

So recognize game from the gangsta

Thangs will remain the same until I change 'em

 

[Snoop]

It's real easy to see

So you can check sounds from Nate D-O-double-G

 

[Nate Dogg]

I can't be faded

I'm a nigga from the motherfuckin street...

I can't be faded

I'm a nigga from the motherfuckin street...

I can't be faded

I'm a nigga from the motherfuckin street...

I can't be faded

I'm a nigga from the motherfuckin street

I heard you wanna fuck with Dre

You picked the wrong motherfuckin day

Here we go, toe to toe, flow for flow

Let me know if you think you can fade Death Row

I heard you wanna fuck with Dre

You picked the wrong, motherfuckin day

Here we go, toe to toe, flow for flow

Let me know if you think you can fade Death Row

 

I can't be faded

I'm a nigga from the motherfuckin street...

I can't be faded

I'm a nigga from the motherfuckin street...