I like to take internet quizzes, so according to the rigorous testing standards, I'm an ominous geek with a bad attitude. My hobbies include sending "This is a hoax" messages when I get e-mails about patriotic and/or sentimental subjects; looking for my car keys; giving out mental fashion citations at the mall; writing fanfiction, and screening my phone calls.

I earn my living by being a lawyer in a small city in Northern Alabama. My career goal is to retire and travel with the WWE, being the woman who slathers the wrestlers with baby oil before they hit the stage. I'm single, and have no children because (a) I don't breed well in captivity, or (b) lawyers eat their young.

My internet name is from my senior cat. My muse is the late Bill Hicks, who said, "It's just a ride, man. It's just a ride."