The simplest things will piss me off.

Phrases

"Tip of one's tongue" I know why this is stupid but I just can't think of it right now.
"Use elbow grease" This is an old saying meaning, "I'm too cheap to buy a real detergent."
"Down the wrong pipe" When I'm choking I don't need cute explanations for what I know happened. Shut up and give me the Heimlich Maneuver already.

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