People are morons.

"LOL!!!1111 Yo ur sirte id da bawmb u fkn rok!!!!!11"

*Sighs disgustedly*
What passes for communication nowadays? A few incoherent letters strung together with all the vowels and half the consonants taken out? Now I know people can get so excited about things, the new season of The Real Road World Rules Challenge All-Stars Rock and Jock Nude Foosball Show is coming in april, but honestly, we have enough morons in Congress and jerk-offs over in Al-Qaeda running things, I don't need to see them online.

Chat rooms are the absolute worst when it comes to typoes, but at least it's forgivable. You have to get your post out there in time. When someone says something about you, the rules clearly state that you have 2.76 seconds to respond or it's true. God forbid you let the old "Silence is consent" rule turn you into a faggot, retard, or give you posession of a gay.

But when it comes to things like message boards and email, typoes and super-abbreviations are just pure ignorance. There is a reason they put Spell Check on email clients. So use it!

I'm not asking this to sound like a anal-retentive tool. Wait, maybe I am. But so what? We created a phonetic alphabet for a reason, and it wasn't to push it to its ultimate limit. Spelling and grammar has rules. Without rules there is chaos. With chaos there is anarchy. And with anarchy there is the internet.
14/03/2004
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