Music videos suck!
"The number 1 video is...."
Why do so many music videos SUCK? How about this for a music video:
The four members of the band (it's always four) play on a stage with flashing multi-colored lights, as barely-legal chicks, hotter than those geeks could get under any other circumstances, dance around in skimpy clothing as the audience cheers on. "Show us your boobs!"
If the genre of music is rap, repeat as necessary, but replace the stage with a limousine that is not actually going anywhere. Have the 'artist' holding and rolling in monetary bills, like a moron who's just won the lottery. (which isn't far from the truth), and replace the white chicks with assorted black skanks, ho's, and bitches with gigangic asses. Of course, you'll need a cameo from another rapper from the same area code and some of the rapper's peeps, because a shout-out isn't enough to prove they haven't sold out.
We all know you do concerts and get chicks. That goes with the territory of being a musician. But when you're going to be going down historically with these videos, try to at least use some artistic merit. Even if it's something as simple as washed-out and photonegative live concert footage. At least it's somewhat interesting. The key here is LIVE concert footage. Don't go making a fake stage and wasting your budget on things other people pay you to use. Save the money to put in effects afterward. Rule of thumb: if your focus group goes into seizures, the video is ready.
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