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One day, a man took his wife to the hospital.  She was complaining about pains in her stomach that wouldn't go away, so he thought it was a good idea.  The man's wife was brought into the emergency room.  The man was so stressed out by the situation that he left the room to get a drink of water, and go for a walk.  On the man's way back to the surgery room, he heard the doctor yell, "Knife!  Scissors!  SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!"  The man ran into the room screaming, "What's wrong with her????"  The doctor casually replied, "I don't know, I can't get the medicine cabinet open."

Here is another interesting anecdote that I picked up from a friend...

Only in America...

Is something that is already built called a building.

Does the government accumulate funds to build so-called abstract art that resembles the rusted remains of a helicopter crash or the trash can it sits next to...

And also, Newton's law of grocery shopping...

1.  The telephone call from a dismally unhappy customer wanting to dispute the freshness of the meat, milk, and coffee beans  always goes to the busiest cashier.

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