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Does "modern art" look like the rusted remains of a helicopter crash or the trash can it sits next to...
Do people call something that is already built a "building"
Do people get payed for saying "Do you want fries with that???"
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A man takes his wife to the hospital. She is complaining of pains in her stomach that won't go away, so he figured it was a good idea.
His wife is rushed into surgery, and the man takes a walk to calm his nerves.
On his way back down the hall to the surgery unit, he hears the doctor yell, "Scissors, knife, SLEDGEHAMMER!!!
The man runs into the room screaming, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER???"
The doctor coolly replied, "I don't know, I can't get the medicine cabinet open."
There is a bar two floors from the top of a very tall building in New York City.
There is one guy in there that is pretty drunk. A second guy walks in, and orders a beer. The first guy says, "Hey, you know what? If you jump out of that window over there, you can just float up to the top and come back down in the elevator."
The second guy stated his disbelief about this.
The first guy showed him by jumping out, floating up to the top, and coming back down the elevator. "See, it's easy!" he said. The second guy said, "Okay, do that one more time, and I'll do it with you the third."
The first guy agreed. He jumped out the window, floated up to the top, then came back down in the elevator. The third time, the second guy was true to his word. He jumped out, and fell to his death. The first guy floated up to the top of the building, and came back down the elevator. He ordered another beer, and the bartender said, "Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk."
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