First, let me say that I am a lover, not a writer. <get that smirk off your
face Carrie> This is my attempt of summarizing my eventful trip to Orlando,
Florida, USA.

DISCLAIMER: The following story is true, to protect the innocent, and the
stupid things they did, the character's names have not been changed. Thank
you very much.

SEX: Hope so. :o)

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The Orlando Story

Part I

I had no trouble flying into Orlando, but obviously other pups encountered
bad weather. My orders were to pick-up the van at Hertz, pick-up Judith,
then last but not in anyway the least,
Gina and Maryann. Judith's flight was delayed, but eventually I saw that
smiley face down in the baggage claim area. G & MA's flight was not due for
another hour, so Judith and I dined at Taco Bell. As we returned to the
airport, we found that their flight was also delayed, Jude and I sat in the
terminal people watching....and we watched....and we watched until we saw
the Okies.

I don't know if you are aware, but Gina does not like to fly. <sorry, G I
have to tell this> MA can tell this much better.......however, she's not
here and I am. Little did they know that the flight from Tulsa to Dallas
was on a prop plane. OMG! To put it mildly, Gina didn't even want to talk
to MA!!! Being the concerned person that she is, MA asked the flight
attendant if she could check on her friend in the back, because she did not
like to fly. The flight attendant, thinking this is probably a "younger"
person, asked MA "how old is she". I can really see this folks, MA turns to
the flight attendant and says "39". Gina was then given full instructions
on how to use the barf bag.

Our next destination, the hotel. We thought we were getting closer to our
destination as Judith made a brilliant observation. "See those buildings
alike over there with the green neon lights around them? I remember those
building, so we must be getting close". So we continued to drive looking
for the Radisson *Twin* Towers. <duh> Geez, let me see....two building
exactly alike, in the area we are looking, "by George" I think that is the
hotel. We locked the buildings into our radar and proceeded to the target.
My cell phone rings, and it is my roommate, Sherri from Ohio, wondering
where we were, because she had my room key. I believe it was around
12:30AM.

We checked-in, and proceeded to our rooms. Ok, I get to mine, hear the TV,
knock gently on the door, no answer. Knocked just a smidgen harder, no
answer. Well she doesn't know me, so maybe she is looking out the peep
hole. Step back, wait, knock again a little louder. No answer! Pick-up
all my luggage, go down to the lobby and call the room. Hello Sherri, by
any chance did I wake you!!! I'm down in the lobby tired, hungry, and
stressed, so I'm headed to the room. Just stay awake for two more minutes.
Mission accomplished!

Next morning went to MGM Studios, then to the convention. I can't think of
anything that happened, but if I do you will be the first to know.

....to be continued <I've always wanted to do that>

Chapters to follow.....AJ "Carrie's little shit"; Beer and books do mix;
Judith...one word "leather"; Gina...can't say now; MA crying over breakfast;
and Sherri actually speaks more than one sentence; Dina almost has a very
expensive breakfast.




DISCLAIMER: The following story is true *GINA*, to protect the innocent,
and the
disgusting things *GINA* did, the character's names have not been changed.

SEX: Have to ask MA, I understand their neighbors heard MA laughing
uncontrollably during the nights.

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Part II

Wendy, girl you need to take vitamins. Didn't see too much of Wendy, but
she always looked tired with a big smile on her face. Remember, the Texas
Pups are here for you.

Saturday night went to the Scuba/Diver, whatever bar, heard Carrie saying
something about "hey, evening special....book for a beer". As you can
imagine there were books everywhere. Heck, I even bought one. Sorry,
Carrie I owe you a beer. Of course the lovely AJ was there with her
daughter, Karen. I'm not suppose to tell you this, butt (') Carrie calls AJ
her "little shit". Well from out of nowhere, someone hollers "Hey Carrie,
get that shit eatin' grin off your face"!
Why everyone was rolling on the floor laughing, I don't have a clue. Ok
back to the bar, looked over, and there was Judith and Sherri playing Strip
Darts. I think they didn't know how to keep score, both were still fully
clothed. Then Gina came to grace our presence. However, not too far behind
her was Maryann. MA had gone up to the room to go to bed, but had forgot the
room number. Rot Row

Sunday morning....the Pup Breakfast. If you couldn't find the salt &
pepper, Judith had it. Ok, with that out of the way. Things were going
pretty smoothly until they started auctioning off the script to "Legacy". I
don't remember exactly where the bid was, but Mr. Drew, Dina's son, decided
to join the fun. He just flat out proceeded to join the bid. Dang, he was
out bided by another, but that didn't stop him. No sir, he went for one
more bid. Dina, keep him away from ebay.

Then it was off to the Magic Kingdom. If you do not know Spanish, you will
after riding the monorail. Every stop......."Please stand away from the
door"...."El move-o from the door-o se?"......"hang on to the rails"...."no
hang-o to rail will drop-o"...etc. As we entered the Magic Kingdom, we
thought we were going to get thrown out. Gina was caught sneaking up to
Minnie Mouse with fingers flexed for her prize. We had to tell them that
she had a bad experience with a mouse, and has been like this since. Wait a
minute, that statue at the Spaghetti Warehouse was not a mouse! Tricked
again!

....to be continued



DISCLAIMER: The following story is the whole truth, and nothing but the
truth, so help me Missy. Now some of us might have a little problem with
the actual facts, Gina. You know who your are, Gina.

SEX: Yes, once in Waco

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Part III

Ok, we were at Magic Kingdom. We headed towards Space Mountain. Well, lo
and behold, look who sponsors Space Mountain....FedEx. And who do we have
in our group that is employed by FedEx?
Gina? Wrong answer. Judith? Nope, she's postal. Sherri? Don't know, she
wouldn't speak. Must be MaryAnn! Bingo. So we proceed to go through the VIP
(very important pups) line. Well all I can say is, Depends needs to
sponsor that ride! Gina was doing her Xena yell, Judith was going
'Whaaaaaat', I couldn't quite make out what MA was saying....something
about.....Gina..you're not..<something, something>...tonight? Sherri was
not talking, and I, being a Texan, did my ever popular 'Yeeee Hawwwww'.
When we got off the ride, Sherri and Gina, mumbled something about going to
change. Go figure?

The heat was scorching our bodies, our lips were ravished with blisters, as
we quickly snapped out of our brief loss of consciousness....Nawww, didn't
want to ride in the Cup & Saucer. We moved on to Frontier Land. It didn't
take too long for Judith's senses to hone in....Leather!!!
As Judith looked through, oh excuse me, smelled through some leather
bracelets, Gina and MA proceeded to enlighten us on their typical relaxing
day in Tulsa. Sitting back out on their deck, shooting squirrels with a BB
Gun! Oh excuse me, let me back up <<<< hitting the fence to scare away the
squirrels from the bird feeder. I guess the squirrel is playing dead as the
cat is dragging it off? Ok enough of relaxation. MA found this Haunted
House she wanted to go through. I really don't think anyone wanted to go,
but she kept holding her breath and stomping her feet. She's such a
sweetie!

Hey Cathy and Tammrin, long enough for a book?

Sorry, got side stepped there.

Last, but help us all if we forgot, the Confectionary Store. Wfwfwf -
Fudge......mission accomplished. Headed back to the hotel for some R & R.

.....have to go and do laundry. Oh yeah, to be continued.