Invisible;   Ghost;
            Helen Keller

!*|:-()   Hit by a base ball bat

!-(        Black eye

!-|        Cylon Centurian;  Popeye
 
!.'v      Flat top (in  profile)

!8-)         Nerd with combed  hair

!:-)         Imaginative
 
!o'v        Flat top (in profile);  Dealer in Vegas

!|:-( )      Brained by a baseball  bat

"._."        Sideways smiley
                (variation)
 
"V"          Sideways smiley  (variation)
 
"v"          Sideways smiley  (variation)

#!^~/        Kissing and wearing  shades (in profile)
 
##O##        Scary Spice
 
#(,'%/)      Slept too long on one
               side with no time to  wash hair
 
#(:          Left-handed with a  goatee; Left-         
              handed  with a really bad tie  on
#-)          Exhausted after
partying all night; Lt.  LaForge

#/\/:)       Cantilevered toupe
 
#:-)         Matted hair; Fur hat;
Crewcut; Messy hair;
               "Everything you know  is wrong"
 
#:-0         Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#:-o         Mr. Bill; Someone  with matted   
               hair
 
#:o+=        Betty Boop
 
#:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||     Totem pole
 
#B<>         Duck, with spike
haircut & Ray-Bans,  quacking
 
#^%&*@$:-)  A schizophrenic

$$           Academic jobs

$(:-|        Soldier (Dog-soldier)
 
$-)          Won the lottery;  Yuppy; Alex
              Keaton

$->          Happily excited; With
               greedy selfish tone

(:-          Frowning
 
(:-#         Wearing braces; Mes sage about some thing that shouldn't  have been said
 
(:-$         Ill; Ill-informed about
the Renaissance
 
(:-&         Angry; Rosicrucian
 
(:-(         Very sad; Frowning;
              Very unhappy; Sting
 
(:-)         Smiley big-face; Bald;
              Soldier; Male; Bicycle  helmets;           
              Surprised;
   
(:-)>+       Monk
 
(:-)}        Bald and bearded
 
(:-*         Kissing
 
(:-...       Broken hearted

(:-<         Frowning
 
(:-D         Has a big mouth;
Blabbermouth
 
(:-H         Football player;

(:-I         Egghead
 
(:-O ==>     Rush Limbaugh (with  loud tie)
 
(:-\         Very Sad
 
(:-{~        Beard

(:I          Egghead; Bald
 
(:[          Worm (or ant)
 
(:^(         Broken nose;

(;.;)/~      Waving goodbye

(=( : - >*   Uncle Sam
 
(==)         Kosh from Babylon 5