My Alt.Thirteenth.Fanfic...Uh.Oh.Unlucky.Number
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By TFG14VR.


Jax: Hi there, do you like Clorox? I suggest that you buy some and drink some pepsi. Johnson and Johnson makes fine bandages, perhaps you have heard of them?

Aziaphale: I am leaving!!!!...for the supermarket to buy some Pepsi and GE brand lightbulbs.

Prowl: My mom said that GE Brand Lightbulbs are the best...EVEN MY BROTHER HAS HEARD OF GE!

Jax: While you're there, remember to pick up my roid creme.

Aziaphale: Preparation H fine brand Roid Creme?

Jax: What else? ;D

Spamticon: I am stupid for buying this offbrand antibacterial soap.

Jax: Yes you are, use Palmolive. We've been using it in our family for almost sixty years.

Zobobear: Oh no! I've lost the will to live! Because I can't find a good enough Talcom powder!

ProctorandGambel: Don't worry, we'll help you.

Jax: D;

Newbie: I am a newbie, I don't know what to do?

The NG: Drink Pepsi. Use Megatelco.

Jax: I need some sex.

ProctorandGambel: Don't worry, we'll help you.

Jax: ???? ;D

ProctorandGambel: Try some of our anti-ugly creme.

Jax: And some pringles.

Billy: A severed penis?????

Jax: I'd try a band-aid.

Billy: Good grief!

Jax: Yes, Good grief in deed. Johnson and Johnson fine sterile bandages. ;D

The End.