Hi, I'm Billy's brother.
In case you didn't hear in my other post, this was Billy's last fanfic before
he was killed in the car accident. Thanks for reading.
The.Alt.Severed.Penis.Trilogy:Special.Edition...plus.episode.four.
REMASTERED AND RE-EDITEd TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER!!!!
By TFG!4VR
Dedicated to Robowang
Edited stuff added offset by + +
PLUS!!!!! A special interview with the Author, Billy!
Sunday, it's a comfertable fifty degrees.
Billy: Hi.
Sandy: Hi.
Billy: What are you doing?
Sandy: Watching the Munsters.
+Sandy: And drinking a Pepsi+
Billy: Me too.
Sandy: You like that show?
Billy: It's okay.
+Billy: But Pepsi rules+
Sandy: Want to go to McDonalds.
Billy: I've got no money.
Sandy: That's okay, I have money.
Billy: Cool.
They go to McDonalds.
Employee: Do you want a happy mill Billy?
Billy: Yes and so does Sandy.
Bmployee: That'll be ten dollars for two happy meals.
Billy: Thank you.
Billy: Here's your Happy Meal Sandy.
Sandy: Thank you Billy.
Billy: Mmmm...this Cheeseburger is good.
Sandy: Yes it is. Sandy, what did you find in your Happy Meal? I found Tigger.
Billy: I found fries, a sandwich and...a severed penis!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!
The End.
The sequel is coming soon.
By TFG14VR
Dedicated to Robowang.
It's early one day before school.
Mom: Billy! Time to get up! For school!!!
Billy: I want to sleep. I'll go to school tomorrow!
Mom: Like Hell you will!
Mom beats Billy with a stick.
Mom: You'll go to school today!
Billy: Alright mom, I'll go to school.
Mom: Time for Breakfast!
Billy: I'm not hungry...
Mom beats Billy with a stick.
Billy: Alright mom, I'll eat breakfast.
Mom: Like Hell you will!
Mom makes Billy breakfast. +She brings him a pepsi+
Billy: This is good sausage mom and eggs too.
Mom: What about the toast and jelly? +And the Pepsi?+
Mom makes Billy eat the toast and jelly.
Billy: That was good too.
The bus blows it's horn.
Mom: Billy the bus! I've fixed your lunch!
Billy: What is it mom?
Mom: A sandwich. Cookies. Crackers...and a severed penis!!!!
Billy: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
My Third Fanfic The Movie.
By TFG1$VR
Dedicated to Robowang.
My third fanfic the movie!
Starring:
Billy.
Britney Spears.
The Backstreet Boys.
N'Sync.
Christina Agulera.
Lion-O.
Albert Prince Jr.
Leonardo Decaprio.
And a special guest star! Will it be Bill Clinton!? Mummra!? Or my hero, Robowang!?
One fine Spring morning before church.
Mom: Billy! Time for church.
Billy: <To himself he's dreaming> Thank you Britney Spears!
Britney Spears: Let me sing you a song Billy. Oh baby! Baby! Baby! Oh Baby!
Oops I did it again!
Christina Agulera: No, I want to sing Billy a song! Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby!
Oops I did it again.
Billy: Thanks for the songs but I have to wake up and go to church.
Mom: Billy! Time for church! Are you asleep!?
Billy: Yes mom I'm asleep.
Billy wakes up.
Billy: I'm a wake now mom.
Mom: Good Billy now take a shower and put on your Sunday best we're going
to have a guest speaker at church today and it's supposed to be a suprise.
Billy: Yay!
Mom: Yay! I'm happy too!
On the way to church...
Mom: Look, there's a van on the side of the road and five young fellows are
asking for help. Let's help thim.
Billy: But I want to see the guest speaker!
Mom: We have time for that.
They stop and help the five young boys.
Five boys: Hello mam, we're N'Sync.
Five more boys pop out.
Other five: We're the Backstreet boys.
Billy: Wow! The two best groups ever! Together at last! What could make this moment
even better!?
Another man comes out.
Nother man: I'm albert Prince Junior.
Billy: This is not happening.
Backstreet Boys: No it's not Billy this is a dream and you're having it.
Billy: Cool!
Backstreetboys and N'Sync and Albert Prince Junior: Do you want to hear a
song Billy?
Billy: Yes! Yes I do!
Backstreetboys and N'Sync and Albert Prince Junior: Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby!
Oops I did it again. Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby! Oops I did
it again. Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby! Oops I did it again. Baby! Oh baby! Baby
baby baby! Oops I did it again. Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby!
Oops I did it again.
Billy smiles a happy smile as he gets to church (that was a daydream.)
At church.
Pastor: We have a special speaker today. Is it Bill Clinton!? Mummra!? Or
Robowang!? It's...
Speaker: I love me.
Billy: Robowang!
Robowang: Yes Billy it's me. Do you want to hear a joke?
Billy: Yeah!
Robowang: What's five plus five?
Billy: I don't know?
Robowang: Penis.
The people laugh.
Lion-O jumps out!
Lion-O: No! That's Mumm-ra taking one of his forms!
Mummra: Damn you Lion-o!
Lion-O kills Mummra with the sword of Owens.
Lion-O: I'm sorry it wasn't your hero Billy.
Billy: Thats okay. You're my hero too.
Lion-O: I know and for being your hero. I have a gift for you.
Billy: What?
Lion-O: A severed penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy: NO!!!!!
Lion-O laughs.
The end.
My name is Billy I forgot to mention.
My fourth fanfic: The TV Series.
Picked up by Prowl in a foreign languange on his c-o-o-l receever.
Billy(Me): Yo quiero no hablo espanol en la cafeteria.
Jimmy: Si, es muy bueno por favor.
Billy: Por que no?
Jimmy: Que?
Billy: De nada.
Jimmy: Oh! Me gusta la Transforma de agua.
Billy: Si! Es muy bueno? No?
Jimmy: Si.
Billy: Que es?
Jimmy: Que?
Billy: Su picuar de video?
Jimmy: Oh! Esta?
Billy: Es un severed pene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translated:
Cool Music plays.
Mom: Billy! Mr. Bigg is here, he's gonna take our house.
Billy: I'll stop him! I'm gone!
Billy travels away at the speed of light.
Mom: Billy, be careful.
Billy: I can't hear you mom, I'm traveling faster than the speed of sound.
Mom: Oh...
Jimmy: Mr. Bigg has your house, Jimmy! You have to stop him!
Billy: I will Jimmy. I will.
Billy: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy: Noooooo too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Bigg: Har har har. You think you can top me, you little pricks? I'll kill
you and hide your bodies in the mall! They'll never dind you.!!!! Billy: I'll
stop you, Mr. Bigg!
Mr. Bigg: Noooooo!!!!!!! I have a gift to you, Billy.
Billy: What?
Mr. Big: A severed penis!
Billy: No...no. I can't! That won't stop me this time!
Mr. Bigg: No!!!! Wait...TWO severd penises!!!
Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The End.
INTERVIEW WITH BILLY!!!!!
Jax: Billy, you're a genius. Where did you get the idea for the fanfics?
Billy: Like you said, I'm a genius. I need a creative outlet. Writing comes natural.
Jax: Why am I so stupid????
Billy: I don't know, ask God.
God walks in.
*God shrugs*
Jax: God, why don't I have any friends?
God: Thou shalt not have friends with a face that ugly.
Billy: I thought this was an interview with me!!!!
Jax: God, can I have X-Ray vision so that I can look under people's clothes.
God: If you can answer this riddle.
Jax: Sure!
God holds up three fingers.
God: How many fingers am I holding up?
Jax: D;
Jax beats his head into the wall.
Jax: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
God: Do you want to use your lifeline?
Jax: I'll call Prowl!!!!!!
Prowl: That's simple, stupid!!!! It's one fourth the half-life of a Benzine atom
being passed through a low voltage bi-polar chicken hawk.
Jax: ?????
Prowl: Are you so stupid?
God: Yes.
Billy: Yes.
Jax: Yes. ;D
God: Yes.
Tarantulas jumps in, exposing his huge pedipalps to people.
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That's where it ended.
God bless.