Hi, I'm Billy's brother.


In case you didn't hear in my other post, this was Billy's last fanfic before he was killed in the car accident. Thanks for reading.




The.Alt.Severed.Penis.Trilogy:Special.Edition...plus.episode.four.

REMASTERED AND RE-EDITEd TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER!!!!


By TFG!4VR
Dedicated to Robowang

Edited stuff added offset by + +

PLUS!!!!! A special interview with the Author, Billy!


Sunday, it's a comfertable fifty degrees.

Billy: Hi.
Sandy: Hi.
Billy: What are you doing?
Sandy: Watching the Munsters.
+Sandy: And drinking a Pepsi+
Billy: Me too.
Sandy: You like that show?
Billy: It's okay.
+Billy: But Pepsi rules+
Sandy: Want to go to McDonalds.
Billy: I've got no money.
Sandy: That's okay, I have money.
Billy: Cool.

They go to McDonalds.


Employee: Do you want a happy mill Billy?
Billy: Yes and so does Sandy.
Bmployee: That'll be ten dollars for two happy meals.
Billy: Thank you.

Billy: Here's your Happy Meal Sandy.
Sandy: Thank you Billy.
Billy: Mmmm...this Cheeseburger is good.
Sandy: Yes it is. Sandy, what did you find in your Happy Meal? I found Tigger.
Billy: I found fries, a sandwich and...a severed penis!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!


The End.


The sequel is coming soon.


By TFG14VR
Dedicated to Robowang.

It's early one day before school.


Mom: Billy! Time to get up! For school!!!
Billy: I want to sleep. I'll go to school tomorrow!
Mom: Like Hell you will!

Mom beats Billy with a stick.

Mom: You'll go to school today!
Billy: Alright mom, I'll go to school.
Mom: Time for Breakfast!
Billy: I'm not hungry...

Mom beats Billy with a stick.

Billy: Alright mom, I'll eat breakfast.
Mom: Like Hell you will!

Mom makes Billy breakfast. +She brings him a pepsi+

Billy: This is good sausage mom and eggs too.
Mom: What about the toast and jelly? +And the Pepsi?+

Mom makes Billy eat the toast and jelly.

Billy: That was good too.

The bus blows it's horn.

Mom: Billy the bus! I've fixed your lunch!
Billy: What is it mom?
Mom: A sandwich. Cookies. Crackers...and a severed penis!!!!
Billy: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The End.




My Third Fanfic The Movie.


By TFG1$VR

Dedicated to Robowang.


My third fanfic the movie!

Starring:

Billy.
Britney Spears.
The Backstreet Boys.
N'Sync.
Christina Agulera.
Lion-O.
Albert Prince Jr.
Leonardo Decaprio.

And a special guest star! Will it be Bill Clinton!? Mummra!? Or my hero, Robowang!?


One fine Spring morning before church.


Mom: Billy! Time for church.

Billy: <To himself he's dreaming> Thank you Britney Spears!

Britney Spears: Let me sing you a song Billy. Oh baby! Baby! Baby! Oh Baby!
Oops I did it again!

Christina Agulera: No, I want to sing Billy a song! Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby! Oops I did it again.

Billy: Thanks for the songs but I have to wake up and go to church.

Mom: Billy! Time for church! Are you asleep!?

Billy: Yes mom I'm asleep.

Billy wakes up.

Billy: I'm a wake now mom.

Mom: Good Billy now take a shower and put on your Sunday best we're going
to have a guest speaker at church today and it's supposed to be a suprise.

Billy: Yay!

Mom: Yay! I'm happy too!

On the way to church...

Mom: Look, there's a van on the side of the road and five young fellows are
asking for help. Let's help thim.

Billy: But I want to see the guest speaker!

Mom: We have time for that.

They stop and help the five young boys.

Five boys: Hello mam, we're N'Sync.

Five more boys pop out.

Other five: We're the Backstreet boys.

Billy: Wow! The two best groups ever! Together at last! What could make this moment even better!?

Another man comes out.

Nother man: I'm albert Prince Junior.

Billy: This is not happening.

Backstreet Boys: No it's not Billy this is a dream and you're having it.

Billy: Cool!

Backstreetboys and N'Sync and Albert Prince Junior: Do you want to hear a
song Billy?

Billy: Yes! Yes I do!

Backstreetboys and N'Sync and Albert Prince Junior: Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby! Oops I did it again. Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby! Oops I did
it again. Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby! Oops I did it again. Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby! Oops I did it again. Baby! Oh baby! Baby baby baby!
Oops I did it again.

Billy smiles a happy smile as he gets to church (that was a daydream.)

At church.

Pastor: We have a special speaker today. Is it Bill Clinton!? Mummra!? Or
Robowang!? It's...

Speaker: I love me.

Billy: Robowang!

Robowang: Yes Billy it's me. Do you want to hear a joke?

Billy: Yeah!

Robowang: What's five plus five?

Billy: I don't know?

Robowang: Penis.

The people laugh.

Lion-O jumps out!

Lion-O: No! That's Mumm-ra taking one of his forms!

Mummra: Damn you Lion-o!

Lion-O kills Mummra with the sword of Owens.

Lion-O: I'm sorry it wasn't your hero Billy.

Billy: Thats okay. You're my hero too.

Lion-O: I know and for being your hero. I have a gift for you.

Billy: What?

Lion-O: A severed penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy: NO!!!!!

Lion-O laughs.


The end.

My name is Billy I forgot to mention.



My fourth fanfic: The TV Series.

Picked up by Prowl in a foreign languange on his c-o-o-l receever.


Billy(Me): Yo quiero no hablo espanol en la cafeteria.
Jimmy: Si, es muy bueno por favor.
Billy: Por que no?
Jimmy: Que?
Billy: De nada.
Jimmy: Oh! Me gusta la Transforma de agua.
Billy: Si! Es muy bueno? No?
Jimmy: Si.
Billy: Que es?
Jimmy: Que?
Billy: Su picuar de video?
Jimmy: Oh! Esta?
Billy: Es un severed pene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Translated:


Cool Music plays.

Mom: Billy! Mr. Bigg is here, he's gonna take our house.
Billy: I'll stop him! I'm gone!
Billy travels away at the speed of light.
Mom: Billy, be careful.
Billy: I can't hear you mom, I'm traveling faster than the speed of sound.
Mom: Oh...


Jimmy: Mr. Bigg has your house, Jimmy! You have to stop him!
Billy: I will Jimmy. I will.
Billy: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy: Noooooo too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Bigg: Har har har. You think you can top me, you little pricks? I'll kill you and hide your bodies in the mall! They'll never dind you.!!!! Billy: I'll stop you, Mr. Bigg!
Mr. Bigg: Noooooo!!!!!!! I have a gift to you, Billy.
Billy: What?
Mr. Big: A severed penis!
Billy: No...no. I can't! That won't stop me this time!
Mr. Bigg: No!!!! Wait...TWO severd penises!!!
Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

The End.



INTERVIEW WITH BILLY!!!!!


Jax: Billy, you're a genius. Where did you get the idea for the fanfics?

Billy: Like you said, I'm a genius. I need a creative outlet. Writing comes natural.

Jax: Why am I so stupid????

Billy: I don't know, ask God.

God walks in.

*God shrugs*

Jax: God, why don't I have any friends?

God: Thou shalt not have friends with a face that ugly.

Billy: I thought this was an interview with me!!!!

Jax: God, can I have X-Ray vision so that I can look under people's clothes.

God: If you can answer this riddle.

Jax: Sure!

God holds up three fingers.

God: How many fingers am I holding up?

Jax: D;

Jax beats his head into the wall.

Jax: I DON'T KNOW!!!!

God: Do you want to use your lifeline?

Jax: I'll call Prowl!!!!!!

Prowl: That's simple, stupid!!!! It's one fourth the half-life of a Benzine atom being passed through a low voltage bi-polar chicken hawk.

Jax: ?????

Prowl: Are you so stupid?

God: Yes.

Billy: Yes.

Jax: Yes. ;D

God: Yes.

Tarantulas jumps in, exposing his huge pedipalps to people.



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That's where it ended.


God bless.