I found a folder on Billy's computer that was loaded with unposted fanfics! Lots of them! I'm going to post them once ina while so that you'll feel like Billy's still with us.

God bless him.

Alt.Billy's.Newest.Fanfic!
By TFG14VR (Billy)

Jax: I'm...so lonely.
Prowl: Want me to compile a program to make you look better?
Jax: ;D

Elsewhere...in HEAVEN!

Billy: God, life was good wasn't it?
God: Yes it was, Billy. Yes it was. Billy have you ever been with a woman?
Billy: Sure! My mom and I go to the Supermarket all the time.
God: No, have you ever BEEN with a woman? Want to? I'm God, I can do those things.
Billy: You mean like...

<Billy shakes his hips, making humping gestures>

God: Yes, Billy. I mean...

<God shakes his hips, mirroring Billy's humping gestures>

Billy: No...what's it like?
God: Let's find out.

A cloud pops up...a video is displayed on the cloud. It's a video of Jax with his sister, Peppermint Fatty.

Jax: Do it baby! Do it!
Fatty: But Jax! I can't find your...private parts.
Jax: Baby, they're public parts. They're there for anyone who wants them. They're little, baby but good things come to those who wait. Or was it good things come in small packages? Who cares, let's hump!
Fatty: No, I mean, they're not there! I used a magnifying glass and everything!!!
Jax: ...Billy. Damn that handsome devil!

Back in Heaven...

<Billy holds up a severed Penis.>

<God high-fives Billy>

God: Now let's finish our viewing.

Jax: Let's get it on!
Fatty: But you have no penis.
Jax: So? You know what to do, right?
Fatty: Well, there was the time I did it with Dickless Pete...but that was different.
Jax: How?
Fatty: ...
Jax: ???
Fatty: Okay, it was no different at all.
Jax: >;D
Fatty: Wouldn't you rather have a Pepsi instead?
Jax: ^_@
Fatty: ????
Jax: ^_^""
Fatty: ???????
Jax: :D
Fatty: ...?
Jax: ;D
Fatty: ...God I love you, let's make love!!!!
Jax: ;/
Fatty: Oh God!
Jax: ;|
God: What?
Fatty: Oh God!
Jax: ;O
God: What?
Fatty: Oooh. Ooh. Oh God.
Jax: ;D
God: Oh...forgot. Just ignore me.

The cloud disappears.

Billy: That looks disgusting.
God: Damn, you're right. Let's forget the whole thing and go play Rock-Em-Sock-Em-Robots.
Billy: Good grief! ;D
God: ;D indeed. Let's go have Pepsi!!!