Inspired by Aziaphale...who's not funny. Leave the jokes to those with talent. You no talent hack.
Dedicated to all my late brother's fans. God bless him.
Shockwave: I'm bored.
Dirge: Me too.
Shockwave: What do you want to do?
Dirge: Don't know.
Ramjet comes in.
Ramjet: I'm bored.
Shockwave: Us too.
Dirge: Want to do something bad?
Shockwave: Sounds good.
Shockwave: Let's call our gang.
<They call the gang.>
Thrust: Let's do some hurting.
Thundercracker: Yeah.
Starscream: I'm cute. ^.^""
Dirge: Uhm...yeah.
Skywarp: Hey, look over there!
Jax: Where?!?!
Skywarp: How did you get in here?
Jax: It's required by law that I be in every fanfic Billy writes. ;D
Skywarp: Oh. Who's that over there, though?
Dirge: It's Aziaphale. Let's give him some sweet loving.
Aziaphale: I hate being me. So lonely. So fat. Even my mom won't look at me without laughing. God hates me.
God: Yes. Yes I do, Aziaphale.
Aziaphale: God! It's you.
God: Yes. Yes it's me. Look out, you're about to be taken out--like old garbage.
Aziaphale: Huh?
Aziaphale is hit in the back of the head by Dirge.
Dirge: Guys, look what we have here.
Shockwave: It's ugly. Let's skin it alive and make it into pudding!
Dirge: No. Sweet loving. I called it first.
Shockwave: Okay.
They pull down Aziaphale's britches. He cries.
Aziaphale: No! Whatever you do! Don't hurt me.
Thundercracker: Heh. We'll hurt you, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT US TOO!!!!
Aziaphale: Uhm...whatever you do...don't let me go. ;)
Thundercracker: Uhm...uh.
Aziaphale: And...uh...whatever you do...don't give me a dollar.
Thundercracker: Dirge! What do I do?
Dirge: What we always do. Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Jax: ;D
Aziaphale: Uh-oh.
They tear open Aziaphale's rectum. It bleeds.
Aziaphale: Don't worry. It always does that for the first few minutes. Ignore it.
Dirge: ????
Starscream: I have the same problem. ^.^""
Thundercracker: ????
Shockwave inserts his hand.
Aziaphale screams.
Aziaphale: No! No! Quit! It hurts!
Shockwave: Bwahahahahahahahahahahah.
They keep sticking things into his rectum until he can no longer take it. He quits screaming.
Aziaphale is dead.
Jax: ;D
Aziaphale: X.X
Dirge: ????
Starscream: ^.^""
Shockwave: .
The End.
Aziaphale is a hyppocritter.