To my late Brother's fans. God bless his soul. In case you haven't heard,
Billy is with God in heaven. Let's be strong and focus on the good memories.
*Sniff*

On Earth.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock wonder where Billy is.
Rodimus: Billy is with God, Grimmy. Let's be strong and focus on the good
memories. God bless him.
Grimlock: NO! Billy's not dead!!!!!
Rodimus: But the car accident...

Rodimus begins to cry.

Rodimus: Oh, I'll never forget the car accident.

Rodimus' mind wanders back to the car accident.

Car1: Screeeeetch.
Car2: Raaaaaaaaaaw.
Billy's Dad: Billy! No! The car!!!!!!
Billy: Don't worry, dad. I'll be safe!!!

The cars collide.

*Crunch*

Billy's Dad: Billy...no.

Rodimus' mind wanders back to the here and now.

Grimlock: Where you there? How do you remember that?

Rodimus: I was the car that hit them. I was...I was distracted. I was being
pleasured by Jax and lost control.

Jax: ;D

Grimlock: But you Autobot leader. How you mess up like that?

Rodimus: I...I don't know. But I will make this better. To the
mausoleum!!!!!!!

Grimlock: Me not go there! No way!

Rodimus: Yes way, Grimlock. Yes way.

In the mausoleum...

Rodimus: There's his body, Grimlock. Billy. He's in there.

Grimlock: Scary.

Rodimus: Open it up, I'll use the matrix to bring him back.

Grimlock: Me not open up! That too scary for me, Grimlock.

Rodimus: Very well, I'll open it.

Rodimus opens the casket.

Rodimus: No...

Grimlock: What?

Rodimus: No...no body. There's no body.

Grimlock: Rodimus...look behind you...in the shadows.

Rodimus: Wha--?

Somebody comes from the shadows it's--

Rodimus: Billy!!!!

Billy: Brains...

Rodimus: Billy! Are you okay!?!?!

Billy: Rrrraaaarrrgghh. Brains...

Rodimus: Wow! :D You look great! You're alive!!!! How!!

Grimlock: Are you sure about that Rodimus???

Rodimus: Look at him!!!

Billy stands there, with only one arm and half a head.

Billy: Braaaaaiiinnnns....

Grimlock: If you say so.

Rodimus: Let's give him a present.

Grimlock: What be that?

Rodimus: The Matrix of Leadership!!!!! :D

Billy: Braaaaiiinnnns....

Rodimus gives Billy the Matrix and turns into Hot Rod.

Billy climbs up on the matrix.

Hot Rod: Awwww. He likes it.

Billy takes off his shoe and pisses into it.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock think Billy greatest ever.

Billy drinks from the shoe.

Grimlock: Yep. Greatest ever.

Jax pisses into his shoe and drinks from it.

Grimlock: Eh, it's been done.

Springer jumps in.

Springer fires three shots from his gun. *Pow* *Pow* *Pow*

He strikes Billy with his gun and Billy falls down...dead.

Hot Rod: Wha????

Grimlock: Huh????

Springer: Let's let sleeping ghosts lie.

Narrator: No, this may not be the end of our hero, Billy. One day, he may yet return.

The End.

Dedicated to my late Brother....WHO MAY YET RETURN!!!! God bless him. *Sniff*