Aziaphale: I'm bored. I'm gonna make a list of the kewlest people in the group.

Aziaphale:

Aziaphale.
Zoid Gator.

Aziaphale: Damn! Is that it??????

Jax enters the room but is invisible.

Jax: Build it and they will come...

Aziaphale: Who was that????

Jax: Build it and they will coooommmme.

Aziaphale: ?????? What am I supposed to build???

Jax: ...it. ;D

Elsewhere...

Zephreimus: I hate people from Thailand.

Joona: People from Thailand hate you.

Zephreimus: Ah, cool. I guess that makes us even.

Back to Aziaphale...

Aziaphale is hard at work...building it.

Spamticon walks in.

Spamticon: What are you doing, Aziaphale?

Aziaphale: The voice told me to build it, so I am.

Spamticon: Uh...what is it?

Aziaphale: It's my doomsday device. I'm going to blow up the Earth!!!!

Spamticon: Oh. Uh...well, to me, it looks like a bunch of cardboard boxes.

Aziaphale: Shows what you know. This is high-tech stuff.

Spamticon: If you say so. You better watch out, your nuclear war-head needs a piece of tape.

Aziaphale: Thanks. ^.^""

Elsewhere...

Jax is playing roboto-possum.

Jax:...

Brian Kirby: What's he doing?

TigerMegatron: He is PLAYING roboto--->possum.

Brian Kirby: Makes sense to tme

Back to Aziaphale...

Aziaphale pulls out a TIG welder and starts putting together his doomsday device.

Aziaphale: Stand back! You don't want to be burnt by the welder.

Prowl: That's a water-hose.

Aziaphale: Shows what you know.

Aziaphale pulls out a flame thrower and burns Prowl.

Prowl: What are you doing?

Aziaphale: Burning you with my flame thrower!! Bwahahahahahah! Feel the heat yet? >:D

Prowl: You're rubbing me with your hands. I kind of like it.

Aziaphale: Shows what you know.

Joona: Aziaphale, maybe you should add another question to your FAQ.

Aziaphale: What's that?

Joona: ATT RPGs don't extend to the real world.

Aziaphale: Shows what you know.

Elsewhere...

Desperado is singing.

Desperado01:

Desperado,
Why don't you come to your senses?
You've...uh...been finishin' sentences...
For...some guy now.

Don't you ride the Queen of Diamonds, boy.
She'll eat you on the table...
The Jack of Spades is always a good bet.
Now something about a cowboy, going to the stable...
Uh...huh, yeah. I know. Good God yes...
Desperado.

Back to Aziaphale.

Jetbolt: 'Sup, Azi?

Aziaphale: Programming my doomsday device to destroy the Earth!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha! It's the Real Ultimate Weapon!

Jetbolt: You don't have an Ultimate Weapon, Aziaphale.

Aziaphale: How's that?

Jetbolt: You're scratching your ass with a salad fork.

Aziaphale: Shows what you know...

Aziaphale yawns.

Aziaphale: Yawn. I'm going to bed.

Jetbolt: You sure? Or are you gonna turn into a Giant Battle Robot and destroy a small city?

Aziaphale: I'll do that tomorrow.

Aziaphale goes to sleep.

TigerMegatron: THE next---> morning.

Aziaphale: Wow, what a great night's sleep.

Ironhide: It sure was, kid.

Aziaphale: Wow! Ironhide!!!! Is this a dream.

Ironhide: Well, I ain't sure. Probably. But what the Hell? Let's have an adventure!

Aziaphale: Sure!?!?!? What do you want to do!?!?!?!?

Ironhide: Here's a gun. Let's go mow down some Deceptirats?

Aziaphale: Sure!?!?

Aziaphale turns into a Giant Battle Robot and destroys!!!!

Cycolnus jumps in.

Cyclonus: Stop, in the name of Galvatron!!!!!

Ironhide: You know what to do, kid.

Aziaphale: I sure do, buddy.

Aziaphale punches Cyclonus in the face. He then puts his gun to Cycolonus's head and kills the bastard!!!!

Aziaphale: How did I do, Ironhide?

Ironhide: ...

Aziaphale: Ironhide?

Ironhide turns into a ceiling fan.

Aziaphale looks at Cyclonus' body laying at his feet. Cyclonus turns into a police officer bearing a bloodied nose and giving Azi a mean look.

Aziaphale: Thank God, mister police officer. I was just attacked by a Decepticon. You're here to save me, right?

The Police Officer stands to his feet.

Police Officer: Shows what you know.

Jax: ;D

Prowl: That's the end, right? What about the Severed Penis?

Jax: Yeah, what about the severed penis?

Prowl: I mean, you can't have a fanfic without a severed penis....can you?

Jax: No. D;

Prowl: So, is this the end?

Billy's spirit comes in.

Billy: For me, IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!

Aziaphale and Jax: Good grief!!!