[ATT RPG]

Aziaphale:

Prelude: What happened before:

Aziaphale sits in retrospect.

Someone said something I didn't like. I killed them.

Still yet, somewhere, someone disagrees with me. Can you fathom that?
Can you believe that someone has an opinion different than my own?

They will suffer, yes.

How dare some people disagree with me. The fools. How dare they?

Aziaphale raises his fist to the sky.

"How dare they!?!?!?"

Aziaphale: Oh but they will suffer. I will kill them, just like I
killed the others who disagreed with me.

Aziaphale smiles.

Aziaphale: Continue? >:D

Jax comes in.

Jax: Uh...no thank you.

Aziaphale adds Jax to his kill list.

Aziaphale: Fine, I'll continue.

[ATT RPG]

"Yes, they will suffer," laughs Aziaphale.

Zoobovor comes in.

"I respect you and your beliefs, Aziaphlae" says Zoobovor. "Your rugged
good looks too."

Aziaphale smiles. "Of course you do."

A girl comes in.

"I want to have your children, Aziaphale" says the girl.

Aziaphale smiles. "Of course you do."

Aziaphale: Continue? >:D

Zoboovor: I'd never say that.

Aziaphale adds Zobovooro to his kill list.

Common Sense comes in and is followed by Reason.

Common Sense: *Sigh*, it's been a busy day today.

Reason: Yeah.

Aziaphale: Hey, guys. You want to help finish my ATT RPG???

Reason: No, Azi. Not if you're gonna ignore what you're doing wrong.
You need to pay attention that you're not a good citizen either.

Common Sense: Hey, waitasecond--Azi, don't I know you from school?

Aziaphale fails to listen to Reason and doesn't recognize Common Sense.

Aziaphale: Fine! I'll finish the ATT RPG myself.

[ATT RPG]

"Huh," said the girl. "I don't know which is more lovely, Aziaphale.
Your face or your personality. You are delicious. I love every inch of
you, and every foot--where applicable." :D

Aziaphale: Continue??? >:D

Crickets: Chirp.

Aziaphale: Huh?

The Spirit of Reality: Everyone is dead, Aziaphale. You've killed
everyone--everyone but yourself. Do you know what that means?

Aziaphale: ...yes.

Aziaphale pauses.

Aziaphale: It means I'm KING!!!! :D

Then somewhere in the darkness a child cries and The Heavens rejoice as
a new spirit of Universal Light is born.

The Dark Lord Aziaphale: Huh? What's that???

Good and evil are but opposite extremes of the same spectrum. One end
requires the other, as there is a literal chasm between the two, a
chasm consisting of the grays that was once a distinct line. Though the
lines may be blurred, one polar end cannot exist without its opposite.
To do so would be mean the absence of existence itself.

Just as evil cannot exist without good, Aziaphale cannot exist without
a balance...a spirit of Universal Light.

The Dark Lord Aziaphale: Rarrrgh! No! I sense good, purity!!! NO! NO!
My ATT RPG Regime will not fall. My Kingdom will last forever!!!!

The New Spirit of Universal Light: No, Aziaphale. You and your ATT RPG
Gestapo have tortured and ruined this newsgroup long enough. It's time
for you to learn your place.

The Dark Lord Aziaphale: Who...who are you?

The New Spirit of Universal Light: I was once a man, like you but I
ascended to a new plane of reality. Now I'm back and now no force in
the Universe can stop me.

The Dark Lord Aziaphale: Wha??? No...not you.

The New Spirit of Universal Light: Yes, me. Now I cast you out...with
my SEVERED PENIS!!!!

The Dark Lord Aziaphale: Billy!!!! Goooood Griiiiiieeeeeeeeffffff!!!!!!!

Aziaphale is casted into the pit of the damned.

The New Spirit of Univeral Light takes off his robe and he is indeed
Billy.

Billy: Sorry, Aziaphale. You lose again.

Life begins anew as a New Golden Age starts. All of those who Aziaphale
destroyed comes back--all but Jax, it's best if he doesn't come back.

Jax: ;D

The End.